THE DEADLY THREAD

[lloydnoise]

I used to keep snakes and seriously, yours isnt gonna last too long just chillin in a bathtub. You need proper heating, IR lamps and unless your house is MEGA clean, it'll just get mites or some parasite and fucking die.
Did some volunteer stuff with RSPCA going round pikeys houses to take their dangerous animals away, saw some shocking shit

[ezza]

all that will be ready by like tuesday

theres no need to worry lol i think im capable of owning a snake

[volcanogeorge]

this is my favourite thread

[Electric_Head]

This definitely belongs here.

Agent is the poster boy for good pet owners world wide.

[SCope13]

wonga, have one of ur friends create an emergency account so that if you do die they can let us know

[ezza]

ill be fine bro

also, how hard do people reckon it would be to keep wasps in a room? really feeling them Japanese hornets

[ezza]

i like the idea of things flying about the room

might buy a vulture or an eagle

[BonerJams04]

holy shit fuck those japanese hornets m8

[SCope13]

poison dart frog would be cool

[exfox]

holy shit fuck those japanese hornets m8

Bee predation[edit]
In Japan, beekeepers often prefer European honey bees because they are more productive than the endemic Japanese honey bees. However, it is quite difficult to maintain a captive hive of European honey bees, as the hornets will often prey on the bees.
Once a Japanese giant hornet has located a hive of European honey bees it leaves pheromone markers around it that quickly attract nest-mates to converge on the hive. A single hornet can kill forty European honey bees in a minute; a group of 30 hornets can destroy an entire hive containing 30,000 bees in a little more than three hours. The hornets kill and dismember the bees, returning to their nest with the bee thoraxes, which they feed to their larvae, leaving heads and limbs behind. The hornets also eat the bees' honey.

[mIrReN]

theres no need to worry lol i think im capable of owning a snake

you think

problem found

[jaydot]

You're sick and twisted, Agent. Are you going to bring the snake down to the next DSF rumble you have

[joeki]

I've actually "owned" a nest of Japanese hornets on my porch. They weren't friendly neighbours.

[Kochari]

holy shit fuck those japanese hornets m8

Bee predation[edit]
In Japan, beekeepers often prefer European honey bees because they are more productive than the endemic Japanese honey bees. However, it is quite difficult to maintain a captive hive of European honey bees, as the hornets will often prey on the bees.
Once a Japanese giant hornet has located a hive of European honey bees it leaves pheromone markers around it that quickly attract nest-mates to converge on the hive. A single hornet can kill forty European honey bees in a minute; a group of 30 hornets can destroy an entire hive containing 30,000 bees in a little more than three hours. The hornets kill and dismember the bees, returning to their nest with the bee thoraxes, which they feed to their larvae, leaving heads and limbs behind. The hornets also eat the bees' honey.

Please don't buy some hornets. Bees are dying out as it is

[Blenky]

ill be fine bro

also, how hard do people reckon it would be to keep wasps in a room? really feeling them Japanese hornets

Piece of piss really, get 30. Don't need protection either their stingers aren't powerful enough to break human skin. I'm an expert on dangerous animals so you can trust me. Don't say you heard it from me though cos i'm on parole for breaking an ostrich out of a zoo

[BonerJams04]

buy a manowar

[ehbes]

buy a manowar

i doubt an 18th century british war ship would fit in his bathtub

[jaydot]

buy a manowar

i doubt an 18th century british war ship would fit in his bathtub

[BonerJams04]

if you laugh it will only encourage him

[EliteLennon117]

buy a lion