Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

[New Sense]

Does anyone have any wisdom that they will be passing on to their offspring?

Im creating a book for my boy about all the things ive had to learn the hard way and I wondered if anybody had any contributions.

[Electric_Head]

Be an individual.
Do not allow stupid peers to pressure you into anything.

It's a lame but very important piece of wisdom imo.

Oh and be sure to wipe your bum properly.

[wolf89]

don't put deep heat on your balls

[Liam92]

With lies, you may go ahead in the world, but you may never go back.

[wub]

Never punch someone unless they are an immediate threat
Learn as many languages as you can
WD40 & duct tape make the world go round
There is such a thing as a free lunch
One of the greatest pleasures in life is when you're in no rush at all
Take a shower. If you can't take a shower, brush your teeth. If you can't brush your teeth, change your socks.
Always carry spare socks.

[Laszlo]

Learn humility and develop compassion. Everything else will fall into place.

There you go, op - save you loads of writing!

[exfox]

don't iron your clothes when wearing them

[3rdeye]

I would pass on Don Miguel Ruiz's 'Four Agreements':

1) Be impeccable with your word
2) Don't take anything personally
3) Don't make assumptions
4) Always do your best

[wub]

4) Always do your best

[Electric_Head]

If you like it then you should put a ring on it.

[garethom]

C.R.E.A.M.

[PinUp]

Don't eat yellow snow

[Electric_Head]

Don't eat yellow snow

Unless colored by lime cordial.

[exfox]

If you like it then you should put a donk on it.

fixed

[Electric_Head]

If you like it then you should put a donk on it.

fixed

Funnily enough, I thought the same thing.

[Jizz]

Dont drink coffee, it makes your breath stink

[Electric_Head]

Dont drink coffee, it makes your breath stink

One of the reasons I don't eat poo.

[Lye_Form]

get money fuck bitches

[Electric_Head]

get money fuck bitches

#YMCMB

[ezza]

yolo