Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

[Jizz]

Dont drink coffee, it makes your breath stink

One of the reasons I don't eat poo.

m8

[magma]

It doesn't matter.

None of it matters.

Have fun.

[travis_baker]

isnt mark twain hell good at this shit?

[Lye_Form]

isnt mark twain hell good at this shit?

[lloydy]

Always remeber to put it in the correct hole.If you slip and mistakenly enter the wrong hole leave it for a response before making any hasty decisions.

[nousd]

trust people to be themselves
& however you let them know I am loved

[BaronVon]

Never trust an ex monk
Hedgehogs do not make good pets
Never headbutt someone whilst wearing glasses

[Mr Hyde]

Dont watch mortal kombat 2

[DiegoSapiens]

Never punch someone unless they are an immediate threat
Learn as many languages as you can
WD40 & duct tape make the world go round
There is such a thing as a free lunch
One of the greatest pleasures in life is when you're in no rush at all
Take a shower. If you can't take a shower, brush your teeth. If you can't brush your teeth, change your socks.
Always carry spare socks.

i think people should care more about the quality of their life more than the quantity
and the youth is for having fun
live fast, die wonga

[wolf89]

Dont watch mortal kombat 2

Or the highlander sequels

[alphacat]

Some things are better to have and not need than need and not have.

[hugh]

don't iron your clothes when wearing them

[wolf89]

I know someone who ironed their face thinking it would trim their eyebrows.

Doesn't work

[Pedro Sánchez]

Never trust anyone who doesn't swear.
The more you try, the more it hurts.
A man with a van is a man you need for a plan.
Fools rush in but the fools are having sex, are you?

[Pedro Sánchez]

Another from experience...
When a neighbour smiles at you, they heard you watching porn,
When they give you a bemused look, they heard you enjoying porn,
When they give you a disappointing look, they heard you watching cbeebies at 2 in the afternoon.

[HamCrescendo]

mono no aware
lacrimae rerum
weltschmerz

...

so take it easy

[magma]

A man should always know where his towel is.

[BonerJams04]

A man should always know where his towel is.

[Mr Hyde]

If there's a problem then spend time solving it instead of worrying, and if it can't be solved then there's no point worrying

[Mason]

Ask people questions about themselves/get people talking about themselves, easy way to get people to like you.

i would also teach my kids basic body language.