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wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:08 am

gwa wrote:she kept shitting with the door open or shitting when i was in the shower. coming in when i was having a shit and talking to me.

That's messed up.

Apartment with two bathrooms, standard. If the missus is upstairs, I'll take my business downstairs. If she's downstairs, I'll be shitting upstairs. No exceptions.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:09 am

Do you turn the taps on so no one can hear you shit?

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:10 am

One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:12 am

southstar wrote:Do you turn the taps on so no one can hear you shit?

no it's just not very attractive is it

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:13 am

southstar wrote:Do you turn the taps on so no one can hear you shit?

No need if I'm on a different floor.

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:13 am

garethom wrote:One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.

I've never passed gas in front of my missus either, we've been together nearly 4 and a half.

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:16 am

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:16 am

garethom wrote:One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.

I don't really if there's anyone around, even its just mates

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:18 am

Johnlenham · Post by **Johnlenham** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:18 am

gwa wrote:i used to live with an ex gf and it was awful.

she kept shitting with the door open or shitting when i was in the shower. coming in when i was having a shit and talking to me.

FUCK OFF!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:19 am

garethom wrote:HOW?

Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:21 am

you quoted...

i cant controll it

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:24 am

Then lay off the red meat and green veg a bit

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:24 am

garethom wrote:HOW?

oh

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:26 am

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've never farted in front of V and I never would've in front of the last one. It's not that hard to wait for an appropriate moment!

gwa wrote:i used to live with an ex gf and it was awful.

she kept shitting with the door open or shitting when i was in the shower. coming in when i was having a shit and talking to me.

FUCK OFF!

once she caught me having a wank after i specifically said do you follow me in to the toilet.

she started crying.

what a prick.

do not let that put you off

Luckily she's a strict adherant to the lay-paper, taps-on, cough-to-cover-splash school of discrete cohabitant defecation.

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:27 am

wub wrote:
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.

What if you absolutely have to? Telling me you've never HAD to drop the bat?

On some shaolin monk hype if you don't.

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:38 am

garethom wrote:
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.
What if you absolutely have to? Telling me you've never HAD to drop the bat?

On some shaolin monk hype if you don't.

Had to, of course. But I just go into another room or go upstairs or something.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:45 am

some just come out without even trying, ive been eating beans though

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:54 am

wub wrote:
garethom wrote:
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.
What if you absolutely have to? Telling me you've never HAD to drop the bat?

On some shaolin monk hype if you don't.
Had to, of course. But I just go into another room or go upstairs or something.

Raa. Fairs.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:04 am

this reminds me of a time i farted and in a class and everyone ran out the room because it smelt so bad

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