The 100 Things Every 20-Something Needs To Realize

[Pedro Sánchez]

There's comes a point in your late 20s when you look in the mirror and ask "Am I a fuckup?" If your going out twice a week, can't hold a job or relationship down and spend all your money as it comes in on 'stuff' and think you will one day be rich or famous and everything will be fine, then you need to take advice. Not to say you should don a pair of slippers and a pipe and settle for x-factor every Saturday as your weeks entertainment but the looking 10 years older than your actual age with no real prospects and nothing to show for life but hazy memories of 3 day benders is a sad state of affairs...I know too many that realised this too late and are now bitter twats.

[kidshuffle]

when your're 30 you should be doing something useful and constructive with your time/life

you cant do that if you're a chronic stoner

tbh thats just not true

[ehbes]

having to pay $16 for a cut since I moved to the city seems nuts since I'm used to paying like 12 lol. 40 fucking pounds agent? Gonna have to take out another wonga for that.


also, agent you'll be proud of me: every time I play fifa 2013 I've been playing as that one english team that's sponsored by Wonga. Can't remember what their name is, but I'm reppin for you fam.

Newcastle, and scope if you still need ideas for a new haircut i have one.....

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

stupidest list lol.

[murky21]

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[Neptune]

Stupid list, I'll do what I want, don't need some fraternity dipshit telling me how to live my life.

I'mma do me.

[AxeD]

Feels like this was written by someone who thinks everyone's goal in life should be to own a €150.000 car.

What a stupid website as well. There are literally thousands of these bogus sites that try to come off really opinionated, but
actually just post boring studies and statements copied from each other.

Go jerk off to Bernie Ecclestone's new watch you bunch of delusional tits.

[ezza]

There's comes a point in your late 20s when you look in the mirror and ask "Am I a fuckup?" If your going out twice a week, can't hold a job or relationship down and spend all your money as it comes in on 'stuff' and think you will one day be rich or famous and everything will be fine, then you need to take advice. Not to say you should don a pair of slippers and a pipe and settle for x-factor every Saturday as your weeks entertainment but the looking 10 years older than your actual age with no real prospects and nothing to show for life but hazy memories of 3 day benders is a sad state of affairs...I know too many that realised this too late and are now bitter twats.

lol yeah fuck that shit

as soon as i finish uni im gonna do something productive. allow bein a 30yr old waste of space

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

Actually having read it again. it makes me kind of angry. Theres lots of shit on that list that is just total bollocks.
Lets start with "Shaving is more than a suggestion".
i often dont shave. that often because im lazy. However i have mates who dont shave because they have a well looked after beard which looks good.
"Getting high gets boring". I doubt it, if you do it too often then sure. but then you just take a break and stop smoking so much.

"Women are never free." no matter how you interpret that. its just offensive.
same with ". If you sleep around with a lot of people, then you are a whore. But who cares? As long as you’re clean, you’re clean."
Sleeping around doesn't make a you a prostitute. Theres a difference between shagging for cash and doing it because its fun.


im gong to stop now.

[LogiSpark]

50. You should live in New York City for at least a year.

What the fuck? I really don't get why this part of the list, I've lived in NYC for my entire life. This list is just sad

[wolf89]

50. You should live in New York City for at least a year.

What the fuck? I really don't get why this part of the list, I've lived in NYC for my entire life. This list is just sad

Clearly written by grown up with kids version of the main character off how I met your mother.

[wolf89]

Also what's the" shaving is not a suggestion thing for both male and females" thing?

Does that mean nobody is allowed any facial or body hair whatsoever?

Also only just noticed the "you don't want to be a dj" thing.

Fuck this list. It sounds like someone convincing themselves that settling down into a job they don't actually like at the age of 25 was a good idea.

[AxeD]

Actually having read it again. it makes me kind of angry. Theres lots of shit on that list that is just total bollocks.
Lets start with "Shaving is more than a suggestion".
i often dont shave. that often because im lazy. However i have mates who dont shave because they have a well looked after beard which looks good.
"Getting high gets boring". I doubt it, if you do it too often then sure. but then you just take a break and stop smoking so much.

"Women are never free." no matter how you interpret that. its just offensive.
same with ". If you sleep around with a lot of people, then you are a whore. But who cares? As long as you’re clean, you’re clean."
Sleeping around doesn't make a you a prostitute. Theres a difference between shagging for cash and doing it because its fun.


im gong to stop now.

Of course you're angry. This list is obviously written by some ignorant douche, who thinks he should tell people how to live because he is successful in life and has bmw to show for it.
By the look of the other entries on that website, most readers will eat that shit up too.

You can also take it lightly and laugh about it.

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

Actually having read it again. it makes me kind of angry. Theres lots of shit on that list that is just total bollocks.
Lets start with "Shaving is more than a suggestion".
i often dont shave. that often because im lazy. However i have mates who dont shave because they have a well looked after beard which looks good.
"Getting high gets boring". I doubt it, if you do it too often then sure. but then you just take a break and stop smoking so much.

"Women are never free." no matter how you interpret that. its just offensive.
same with ". If you sleep around with a lot of people, then you are a whore. But who cares? As long as you’re clean, you’re clean."
Sleeping around doesn't make a you a prostitute. Theres a difference between shagging for cash and doing it because its fun.


im gong to stop now.

Of course you're angry. This list is obviously written by some ignorant douche, who thinks he should tell people how to live because he is successful in life and has bmw to show for it.
By the look of the other entries on that website, most readers will eat that shit up too.

You can also take it lightly and laugh about it.

I should do tbh. im only just 19 years old and it doesn't even apply to me really. still think its retarded.

[kidshuffle]

i dont think the shaving comment is just about beards bro...

[LogiSpark]

^Pubes and leg hair?

[wolf89]

i dont think the shaving comment is just about beards bro...

Obviously,

but that's part of what makes it so ridiculous.

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

i dont think the shaving comment is just about beards bro...

Obviously,

but that's part of what makes it so ridiculous.

yea. who cares about the state of someone's pubic hair. Imagine a sexual partner says lets have sex. then it comes down to it and he/she hasnt shaved their pubes off. you wouldn't go "fuck off, dont comeback til you have removed all that hair from your nether regions". Its retarded.

[ezza]

no but youd say 'can u please do it for next time you scatty mo fucka'. landing strip and shaped is fine, but stubble/overgrown

talkin bout girls...

[wolf89]

Regardless of that though the tone of suggesting that it's 100% compulsory for everyone ever is pretty condescending and dickish

also there's no way on earth I'm shaving fucking everything. I'm pretty much connected from neck to ankle. Plus I don't really think I'm all too enthusiastic about looking like some vain dick with a shaved chest if it's clearly not what it's like normally.