9 out of 10 British Men Lie About Liking Sports

[Genevieve]

Lying about liking sports is like lying about having a micro-penis while you're sporting a 12 inch pole.

Sports are boring as shit.

I also hate the mouth-foaming national/local pride it seems to inspire in people.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Lying about liking sports is like lying about having a micro-penis while you're sporting a 12 inch pole.

Sports are boring as shit.

I also hate the mouth-foaming national/local pride it seems to inspire in people.

U Wt MEight, Sent Jorj dyd so U cud yooz a burka in NHS hospiculs.

[kidshuffle]

in related news, 9/10 british men are faggotz

[Pedro Sánchez]

in related news, 9/10 british men are faggotz

I wish those stats were correct, think of all that unchallenged poon

[Molzie]

watch slamball and tell me you don't like sport

[particle-jim]

watch slamball and tell me you don't like sport

Slamball, competetive Jiu-Jitsu and MMA are the only sports that count

[Jap Trungle]

lol, thats the biggest irony about it; most of these guys complain about how shite their players are but they can barely kick a ball themselves. also, I'm amazed there isn't more uproar about how much money's involved... cmon, 86 million for one guy?

Sort of like some of the producers on here slagging off the pros

[alphacat]

lol, thats the biggest irony about it; most of these guys complain about how shite their players are but they can barely kick a ball themselves. also, I'm amazed there isn't more uproar about how much money's involved... cmon, 86 million for one guy?

Sort of like some of the producers on here slagging off the pros

I was going to say pretty much the same thing earlier but declined to.

[Pedro Sánchez]

lol, thats the biggest irony about it; most of these guys complain about how shite their players are but they can barely kick a ball themselves. also, I'm amazed there isn't more uproar about how much money's involved... cmon, 86 million for one guy?

Sort of like some of the producers on here slagging off the pros

Some producers have a musical platform by virtue of who they know but still put out kak music and still manage make money because of things such as hype, just look at how many 'dj's' in this genre alone can't mix for shit but still get booked.
I don't think the same can be said for a pro athlete, they don't perform, they get dropped at what ever level.

[BonerJams04]

sports are amazing
you all are boring
garethom ur cool tho

[Jizz]

lol, thats the biggest irony about it; most of these guys complain about how shite their players are but they can barely kick a ball themselves. also, I'm amazed there isn't more uproar about how much money's involved... cmon, 86 million for one guy?

Sort of like some of the producers on here slagging off the pros

I was going to say pretty much the same thing earlier but declined to.

but I thought I was amazing

[wilson]

sports ruin pubs too

& i love pubs

but when 'the games on' its just full of slightly retarded hooligans

man i h8 sports

whos with me?

Blatantly faking your dislike of sports to be part of the cool, alternative crowd

[jaydot]

Lager fanny footy let's fackin ave it!

[wolf89]

I reckon that the title is maybe misleading.

It makes it sound like 9 out of 10 people don't like any sports whatsover

where as I think it's 9 out of 10 people may or may not like a bunch of sports but definitely do lie about some.

Like you could like tennis but not football then tell people you do like football.

I don't like football.

(although I do like the world cup but that's probably equal parts enjoying the game and enjoying going to the pub and getting drunk and shouting at a tv mid afternoon)

[nowaysj]

Exactly, anybody that doesn't enjoy mid day shouting at the tv, has never lived.

[garethom]

competetive Jiu-Jitsu

"sports"

sports are amazing
you all are boring
garethom ur cool tho

We should do some sports together and talk about sports.

[hutyluty]

I wish people who didnt like football/other sports didnt pretend they do. The world cup is the worst, i'd say 10/10 pretend then, just talking bollocks about something they have no knowledge of.

Idk how many of you were taken to matches when you were kids, cos i think that's how you get addicted, as at the end of the day it is just really fun- no different to going to the theatre except you get to abuse some millionaires.

[DiegoSapiens]

the only thing worse than watching sports is the people who watch sports

how can u care so much about some irrelevant game lol its like life or death to some of these stnuc. who cares.

irrelevant is relative
my grandma f.e thinks that top button techno and ketamine are irrelevant
she would probably enjoy frying with you though tbh

[scspkr99]

I also hate the mouth-foaming national/local pride it seems to inspire in people.

I think you're putting your cart before your horse.

[sigbowls]

im too cool for sports