"Deep house and deeper V-necks" - Article

[Direflow]

The writer of the article and his trve deep house army are a lot easier to hate than those he's hating on.

Gabber > all else.

so can we conclude that DJ Sprinkles wrote it

[garethom]

oh no u guys, other people like the same music as me

wot can do?

[garethom]

tbf if i see the guy who wrote this in a club, i'm gonna take my shirt off and one bomb him, send his fedora flying.

[krytikal]

there is an negative emphasis on the fact that people obviously go to the gym in the article, is it now not underground enough to workout?
who gives a shit?

[bennyfroobs]

its not the fact that people go to the gym, its the fact that these people walk round clubs admiring their biceps and pecs and constantly (openly and discretely) flexing and shit. (seen that happen soooo many times its so cringe)

obnoxious attention seekers looking to feed their egos, ive got absolutely no time for people like that. same as lasses who swear belt skirts and get their tits out at every available opportunity. narcissistic stnuc

fair play tho if u guys enjoy going to nights full of massively obnoxious faketan roidy #brolad chavs who now shop at topman

[krytikal]

enit, tits are shit

[jrkhnds]

enit, tits are shit

I died a thousand deaths.

[Harkat]

its not the fact that people go to the gym, its the fact that these people walk round clubs admiring their biceps and pecs and constantly (openly and discretely) flexing and shit. (seen that happen soooo many times its so cringe)

obnoxious attention seekers looking to feed their egos, ive got absolutely no time for people like that. same as lasses who swear belt skirts and get their tits out at every available opportunity. narcissistic stnuc

fair play tho if u guys enjoy going to nights full of massively obnoxious faketan roidy #brolad chavs who now shop at topman

word, it's counterproductive to love and perfect unity

[wub]

A pisstake article with an eerily similar tone to it;

Hipsters Distance Themselves From Deep House Claiming It Is “Too Popular”

Hipsters from across the globe are in a state of panic this week as it emerged that the current wave of popular “Deep House/Nu-Disco” club music is becoming “too popular.”

The panic comes mere weeks after EDM stars Tiesto and Steve Aoki’s shameless attempts to ingratiate themselves into the genre. “That was the nail in the coffin for me,” claimed London art-student Mo Curtis, pictured looking pensive as he receives the official news that Deep House is too commercial from the hipster high council. “I wasn’t even that into the music but when people like that are hitching their wagons to it you know it’s definitely not underground enough anymore.”

Berlin-based hipster, Kevin Jameson, echoed the sentiments of Mo and countless others around the world, “The music isn’t even the most important part of the music. It’s more important to be constantly looking for the coolest and most interesting new music,” he explained. “So that I can broadcast my interest in that music and then abandon it when it gets too popular. It makes me feel better than everyone else, and I love that.”

“Deep House has been good to me over the last few years. I was the first person to post a link to Without You by Art Department on my Facebook and I’ve been to loads of Hot Creations nights which I, thrillingly, got to boast to people about. I also got a lot of kudos for being the first of my friends to blog about Disclosure,” claimed Kevin. “And I got even more respect when I subsequently said that they were a bit too hyped.”

Discussing his plans for the future Mo claimed that he would stop listening to Deep House altogether and remove any evidence that he ever liked it from his life, “I’ve been here before so I know the drill. This is the third time I’ve had to alter my image according to what’s cool. The first time was when everyone got into Minimal Techno and then of course there was the Dubstep implosion of 2011,” he explained resignedly.

Mo went on to claim that over the next few months he would strive to find a new genre of music that is suitably unknown to take an interest in. “I’ve read about this eastern European kind of Klezmer/Gabba hybrid that is supposed to be awful. It’s made by two Communist ex-convicts using a Kaoss pad and a drum made from an old kettle and some sheepskin. It hasn’t even got a genre yet,” enthused Mo. “I really think it’s amazing but most people wouldn’t be into it.”

Tags: Art Department, disclosure, hipster, Julio Bashmore

http://www.wunderground.ie/hipsters-dis ... o-popular/

[Sexual_Chocolate]

oh no u guys, other people like the same music as me

wot can do?

end of the world business innit.

[wub]

oh no u guys, other people like the same music as me

wot can do?

end of the world business innit.

But these people that like my music I don't consider to be as cool as me when I like the music and plus I liked the music before them OMG life is so unfair.

[wub]

AND THEY DRESS DIFFERENTLY TO ME! WHAT FUCKING CHEEK!


brb anyone whose different should go to a different club
brb well I say club, I mean camp
brb and maybe they should have little stars on them so I know they like Seth Troxler

[Johnlenham]

its not the fact that people go to the gym, its the fact that these people walk round clubs admiring their biceps and pecs and constantly (openly and discretely) flexing and shit. (seen that happen soooo many times its so cringe)

obnoxious attention seekers looking to feed their egos, ive got absolutely no time for people like that. same as lasses who swear belt skirts and get their tits out at every available opportunity. narcissistic stnuc

fair play tho if u guys enjoy going to nights full of massively obnoxious faketan roidy #brolad chavs who now shop at topman

But what is crying about it on the internet going to do? These people exist and will be at nights, you can either think
"fuck you guys your ruining my nights" and be moody all night or "Oh wow that is stupid, ha ha" and move on with your life.

Face it, its a pretty easy genre to get into, I mean there is a whole godamn island that the media dedicates to this sort of music.

I say all this on the eve of my shitbag towns first "deep house" festival in the local park which will no doubt be a mutant fest Big up Nic Franchuli for that one

[wub]

Big up Nic Franchuli for that one

Maidstone House Mafia have a lot to answer for

[Johnlenham]

Big up Nic Franchuli for that one

Maidstone House Mafia have a lot to answer for

Ha I cant say I have ever paid attention to what happens in this town but im kind of blown away that Carl Craig will be playing in a muddy field out behind a swimming center.
http://www.thesocialfestival.com/

Nic also runs a night called Saved nearly ever bank holiday, minimum ticket is £25, tier up to £40 for VIP and it allways sells out, full to the hilt with people there to be seen, not to actually dance or do anything

[krytikal]

on the upside there will be bare fanny there tho mate

[topmo3]

lol at the "counter-article" i enjoyed it much more than the one in op

anyone got a clue what the steve aoki's and tiesto's attempts at "deep house" are, if they actually exist? got me interested

[m8son666]

The people having a go at the people having a go the 'deep house wankers' are the real hipsters in this situation imo

[wub]

The people having a go at the people having a go the 'deep house wankers' are the real hipsters in this situation imo

Hipception

[garethom]

The people having a go at the people having a go the 'deep house wankers' are the real hipsters in this situation imo

I don't allow people into my deep house night unless they can bench press their own weight.