The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[skimpi]

"this is an exciting opportunity to work within one of the most innovative brands in the UK today"

just tell me what the fuckin job is

ennit, like fuck sake stop trying to make some shit job sound bearable by using horrible words and just tell who it is, where it is and how much you pay.

does anyone fall for the bullshit though? i couldnt give a shit if it was the most innovative brand in the UK, id probably still hate the job and hate everyone there lol. No one goes to work cos they like it, I think a lot of companies forget that.

[Pedro Sánchez]

"this is an exciting opportunity to work within one of the most innovative brands in the UK today"

just tell me what the fuckin job is

ennit, like fuck sake stop trying to make some shit job sound bearable by using horrible words and just tell who it is, where it is and how much you pay.

does anyone fall for the bullshit though? i couldnt give a shit if it was the most innovative brand in the UK, id probably still hate the job and hate everyone there lol. No one goes to work cos they like it, I think a lot of companies forget that.

Sports minded, Outgoing, Got the drive? Recognised as one of the top 100 firms by The Times on Sunday, we have exiting opportunities for graduates who want to aim for the sky. £33,000 OTE
IS ACTUALLY
Selling 3rd party insurance in a hostile call centre the size of a shed, for a bogus company run by a cowboy trying to payoff the mortgage on his retirement villa. With take home pay of £220 a week and an ever rotating workforce.

[hutyluty]

Yeah they're all for call centres, talking about "interfacing with the client to help promote your passion for the product" then you scroll down and it's hours- 9.00 AM to 1.00 AM variable, turning down shifts is a valid reason to terminate your contract etc lol

"this is an exciting opportunity to work within one of the most innovative brands in the UK today"

just tell me what the fuckin job is

probably herbalife or one of those bullshit things where you pay loads and sell things to make your money backk.

i found one on gumtree a few years ago and emailed them and eventually had a phone interview and it was only at the end of the phone interview that the woman actually told me it was some bullshit pyramid scheme lol.

yeah i applied for one off the government website which was handing out catalogues in my area or w/e then 20 minutes later i get a text saying "do you want to make lots of money working from home, head to this very dodgy looking website to find out more" haha

[bennyfroobs]

apparently the warehouse project staff are still stealing bottle tops and the security staff are still being pricks about filling up water from the toilet

even after that guy died

manchester police wont release what the pills were that have been killing people because theyd rather drum up fear so people avoid taking anything instead of telling people what they were so people can avoid them and stay safe

ffs theyre handling this situation SO BADLY

[Johnlenham]

apparently the warehouse project staff are still stealing bottle tops and the security staff are still being pricks about filling up water from the toilet

Bit much.. jeez.

[bennyfroobs]

also theres been talk of having police dogs wandering around

thisll be my last year at the whp i think ): especially with the ridiculous increase in prices too

~~~ edit by "stealing bottle tops" i mean theyre taking the tops off and binning them before they give u the bottle, obv theyd rather everyone paid 3 quid for a bottle of water instead of people being safe while raving (just for people thatve never been there)

[Johnlenham]

Im going up in 3 weeks so its good to know at least. Police dogs would be lame as fuck though

[m8son666]

i may be making this up but if a venue sells alcohol i think they legally have to provide free tap water and can lose their license if they fail too, although noone does lol

[Pedro Sánchez]

i may be making this up but if a venue sells alcohol i think they legally have to provide free tap water and can lose their license if they fail too, although noone does lol

That's right, I always ask for tap water, sometimes they just give me bottled water or pour bottled water it into a glass.

[bennyfroobs]

i may be making this up but if a venue sells alcohol i think they legally have to provide free tap water and can lose their license if they fail too, although noone does lol

no its true a few people have said that to me, might try that one when im there
although

a few of my mates went this year and asked for tap water and the bar staff just said "nah not tonight"

[Muncey]

Hooked on the house of cards series with uni at 9. 4 hours sleep it is.

[ezza]

Hooked on the house of cards series with uni at 9. 4 hours sleep it is.

is it good?

i need something new to watch

[wub]

Hooked on the house of cards series with uni at 9. 4 hours sleep it is.

is it good?

i need something new to watch

It's fucking AWESOME, up to about episode 10 at the moment, cracking stuff. Spacey is the fucking daddy in this.

[m8son666]

my student loan ain't come in yet and i have like 20 quid in my account

[Marcus]

my student loan ain't come in yet and i have like 20 quid in my account

Overdraft time.

[m8son666]

haa already -1500 may have to extend to 2000 lol

[mIrReN]

I want to pull everyone who says liquid dubstep or any pre-fix step out my screen and beat them up it's so annoying, ignorants that think dubstep is the same as dnb let's label it

I know I shouldn't be agitated but fucking genrewankers

[BloomingAudioLife]

what about liquid rockabilly?

[Terpit]

Not feeling new ios at all

[garethom]

manchester police wont release what the pills were that have been killing people because theyd rather drum up fear so people avoid taking anything instead of telling people what they were so people can avoid them and stay safe

ffs theyre handling this situation SO BADLY

almost like the police don't want you to be involved in illegal business ennit man

before anyone jumps down my throat, I'm in full support of relaxing drug laws pretty much entirely, but I don't expect the police to be.