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Dinosaur romance novels

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:43 am

http://geekologie.com/2013/09/some-lady ... -roman.php

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Christie Sims is a writer. A writer of 'Dinosaur Beast Erotica', a genre that includes all the hit titles seen above plus many, many more. She doesn't just write about dino lust though, she also writes about orcs, ogres, centaurs, dragons, demons, hydras and a ton of other freaky shit that makes me incredibly uncomfortable (links to Amazon page with all her titles). Christie's bio:

Hi! I'm just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.

You know, it's all fun and games to joke (well, half-joke) about dinosaur love until you read something like that. Now I'm ashamed. I don't want to be a part of this woman's club. Dammit Christie, you took a beautiful thing and ruined it. Like breaking the penis off a statue.
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Post by Terpit » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:33 am

I wanna see what she looks like, can't find her on google. I'm really curious
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Post by CreamLord » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:19 pm

I'm tempted to read one of these books but I don't wanna cause that's just weird
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Post by wolf89 » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:46 pm

I've seen a lot of stupid shit the subject of books in this vein but Dinosaurs? Really? How can anyone be into that shit?

I almost want to buy one but it'll forever ruin my amazon recommendations.

The titles are just too good

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Post by alphacat » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:51 pm

"His large, surging talons gripping her thighs as his carrion-perfumed breath blasted her face in short sharp snorts from his snaky snout. 'Yes, my saurian stud! Make me your mammal bitch!' she cried as his tail wrapped around her left ankle..."


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Post by m8son666 » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:52 pm

i probably fuck a dinosaur tbh
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Post by thekuku » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:54 pm

Will read for unconventional pick up lines
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Post by wub » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:54 pm

Probably go for the Triceratops, they make me the most...



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Post by wolf89 » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:57 pm

alphacat wrote:"His large, surging talons gripping her thighs as his carrion-perfumed breath blasted her face in short sharp snorts from his snaky snout. 'Yes, my saurian stud! Make me your mammal bitch!' she cried as his tail wrapped around her left ankle..."


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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:07 pm

"JURASSIC PORK"
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Re: Dinosaur romance novels

Post by kay » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:19 pm

Bestiality. Might as well write about getting fucked by a horse.

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Post by CreamLord » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:45 pm

Horses are for peasants

Dinosaurs all the way

Clasy bitches are straight reptilian

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Post by Electric_Head » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:56 am

kay wrote:Bestiality. Might as well write about getting fucked by a horse.
A horse is not a dinosaur.
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Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:45 am

i have seen somewhere porno drawings of dinosaurs and dragons with huge sxual organs
i can't find it in google but i found this lol
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and this is the kind of reader of pornsaurus novels
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Post by Shum » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:13 am

^ whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. :cornlol:

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Post by PinUp » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:45 am

That T-rex doesn't look too impressed!!
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Post by Electric_Head » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:47 am

PinUp wrote:That T-rex doesn't look too impressed!!
Nah he's like, "FfffRoaaaaRRR!"
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Post by particle-jim » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:51 am

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Post by Forum » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:52 am

Gryphon isn't a dinosaur, won't read
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