Things you would hate to see during sex.

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Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Jhonny2x4 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:11 pm

A bag of cat poop.
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Post by mIrReN » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:12 pm

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Jhonny2x4 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:14 pm

your dyslexic izan matador cape avatar.
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Post by Sheff » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:16 pm

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by CreamLord » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:24 pm

A penis that isn't mine
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Post by Harkat » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:27 pm

Any of my teachers, even the semi-bangable ones.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by syrup » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:30 pm

Gay
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by MrBlack » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:38 pm

a penis and ball sack dangling down #nohomo
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:46 pm

AIDS medication on the bedside table.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Jizz » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:49 pm

gary linekar
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:51 pm

JizzMan wrote:gary linekar
Fuckoff, I'd love to see Gary during sex.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Jizz » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:59 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
JizzMan wrote:gary linekar
Fuckoff, I'd love to see Gary during sex.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:06 pm

JizzMan wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
JizzMan wrote:gary linekar
Fuckoff, I'd love to see Gary during sex.
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He'd also provide an on-the-fence analysis of my performance.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by topmo3 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:59 pm

any type of excrement
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by sigbowls » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:42 pm

a biab video
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by rockonin » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:51 pm

Jhonny2x4 wrote:A bag of cat poop.
lol I remember the drummer from my old metal band said he was once shagged a Scottish bird at his house, and she took a shit during sex on the bed, when he noticed it, she tried to be sly and blamed it on the cat loolololol He didn't even have a cat lol
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by ehbes » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:55 pm

A hidden video camera
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:21 pm

poo on my dick
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by sigbowls » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:28 pm

only on dsf
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by LACE » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:41 pm

i don't get it. you want to fuck an asshole, but you don't want to see shit on your dick. you DO realize you're fucking an asshole right? you gotta take the good with the bad.
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