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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by sigbowls » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:45 pm

Harkat wrote:Any of my teachers, even the semi-bangable ones.
i had a really hot teacher once, id love to see that
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Post by Jhonny2x4 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:56 am

A used condom in the trash that's not yours.
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Post by Jhonny2x4 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:59 am

Interesting fact. I was getting a BJ on our bed when our cat jumped on the bed and started licking my face,

Immediately flaccid.

The lesson was to always close the door.
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:29 am

LACE wrote:i don't get it. you want to fuck an asshole, but you don't want to see shit on your dick. you DO realize you're fucking an asshole right? you gotta take the good with the bad.
LOL i knew you'd have something to say about this.
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Post by m8son666 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:31 am

LACE wrote:i don't get it. you want to fuck an asshole, but you don't want to see shit on your dick. you DO realize you're fucking an asshole right? you gotta take the good with the bad.
which is why i'll never fuck an arsehole
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Post by sigbowls » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:04 am

no ass for me \

thats what i say to someone that i know is a guy
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:16 am

m8son wrote:
LACE wrote:i don't get it. you want to fuck an asshole, but you don't want to see shit on your dick. you DO realize you're fucking an asshole right? you gotta take the good with the bad.
which is why i'll never fuck an arsehole
The odds are stacked against you anyway.
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Post by Forum » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:17 am

It has no appeal for me either
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Post by nowaysj » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:55 am

LACE wrote:i don't get it. you want to fuck an asshole, but you don't want to see shit on your dick. you DO realize you're fucking an asshole right? you gotta take the good with the bad.
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Post by topmo3 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm

that's why i wouldnt wanna be gay cause then up the bum is the only way to do it
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Post by Sheff » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:51 pm

ive had poo on my dick before ngl
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:14 pm

Sheff wrote:ive had poo on my dick before ngl
Dog shit doesn't count.
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Post by ultraspatial » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:19 pm

the girl's dad
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:45 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
Sheff wrote:ive had poo on my dick before ngl
Dog shit doesn't count.
weeeeeeeeeeey!
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by dickman69 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:05 am

Nevalo wrote:poo on my dick
poo on ur dick? surprised u didnt make a post about blood on ur face tbh
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:07 am

rayman612 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:poo on my dick
poo on ur dick? surprised u didnt make a post about blood on ur face tbh

nooooooo, i tried to erase that from my memory! fu for bringing that back up!
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Phigure » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:28 am

^ loooooool


how about things you never want to hear?

cause being called "daddy" is a good way for my dick to go limp
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by nowaysj » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:51 am

Phigure wrote:^ loooooool


how about things you never want to hear?

cause being called "daddy" is a good way for my dick to go limp
Exactly. My lady calls me that shit... and she is like a rock, there is no changing her. It has forced me to be the mailable one. Just call me Daddy NWJ.

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Post by m8son666 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:37 am

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