Things you would hate to see during sex.

[nowaysj]

If she could do international mail, I'd say your house, for obvious reasons.

[m8son666]

so you can plait my hair?

[sigbowls]

a finger up my but

[nowaysj]

so you can plait my hair?

[Soiree]

The face of any meaningless someone.

[butter_man]

more post sex but, the back piece of second to last lady I blammed (yeh I said blammed, anwhat?) scanning her beautifull body and well done backpiece I come across three names. THREE. I thought you only had TWO kids. who's @£$%?
my husband she replied. your husband? I replied.
my HUSBAND she replied. seperated? I asked.
NO she replied. Are you going to tell him? I asked.


.... still was the response. paranoid since I have been.


I'd kill me if he was me and I wasnt me but him or maybe someone else but still. I would kill. THEREFORE IM A DEAD MAN.

[Terpit]

blammed

[butter_man]

to long have I frollicked hard in the halls of fornication. Im going retro-kitsch with my sex descriptions.

I like nobbing.

[kidshuffle]

Daddy is weird but its not enough for flaccidity.

The worst thing is obvs seein dem warts

[Sexual_Chocolate]

or cottage cheese

[magma]

a finger up my but

I'd be more worried about my broken neck if I could see that.

[butter_man]

who the fuck has warts in this day and age. where are you? medieval grotto?

[garethom]

who the fuck has warts in this day and age. where are you? medieval grotto?

i reckon if i could choose to not see one thing during sex it would be an injured peregrine because I'd feel too sorry for it to even consider continuing analingus

[kidshuffle]

who the fuck has warts in this day and age. where are you? medieval grotto?

iirc genetal warts and herpes and the like exist outside of the dark ages.


And tbh i wish i did live in a medievil grotto. Thatd be sick, meight.

[garethom]

And tbh i wish i did live in a medievil grotto. Thatd be sick, meight.

verily, i look upon dat asse with fine grace when thou art ploughing thee turnip patche

[butter_man]

who the fuck has warts in this day and age. where are you? medieval grotto?

iirc genetal warts and herpes and the like exist outside of the dark ages.

Ive never seen a vagina with warts. and Ive been looking hard.

[kidshuffle]

Looks like you need to look harder bro!

[Sexual_Chocolate]

why are you looking for warts lol

[magma]

Cuddle Cat.

[Terpit]

Imagine seeing that tattoo in real life, I posted it somewhere before, its a young girl crying around the vagoo so it looks like hers