Things you would hate to see during sex.

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:08 am

Not even gonna lie, if she undresses and a flaccid penis is there, just chilling, I'm still gonna have a go.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:11 am

what if its well hard, or even got a semi chub?
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by butter_man » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:28 am

Nevalo wrote:why are you looking for warts lol
cos i dont want em lol.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:36 am

lol fair play. just sounded like you were on a lifelong journey to find genital warts or summat.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:39 am

Nevalo wrote:what if its well hard, or even got a semi chub?
I'll tell she to be gentle with me.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by skell1ngton777 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:51 pm

didnt know i was looking for warts until i found them

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Post by particle-jim » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:40 pm

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by skimpi » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:10 am

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by nowaysj » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:25 am

Hindenburg disaster.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by finji » Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:55 pm

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by nowaysj » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:36 pm

Bills
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by nousd » Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:18 am

I'll worry about what I'd hate during
once I get to see some sex again
but meanwhile thanks for the laffs guys.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by lovelydivot » Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:56 am

Image

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by forbidden » Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:01 am

a 3d hologram of the intercourse (like something from a sex ed video) taking place inches in front of my eyes in real time

also yeah a branding iron would kill the mood pretty quick lmao

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by nowaysj » Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:07 am

lovelydivot wrote:Image
Was going to say Lava. Beat me to it, essentially.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by exfox » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:49 am

speaking of lava... would hate to see Badness

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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by nowaysj » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:52 am

One of those little red dots from a laser sight on my junk.
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Terpit » Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:36 am

Looking down and my penis has vanished
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by hugh » Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:41 am

Terpit wrote:Looking down and my penis has vanished
you been having those nightmares again Terp?
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Re: Things you would hate to see during sex.

Post by Terpit » Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:48 am

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