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Re: Allow!

Post by bennyfroobs » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:10 pm

teamhobson wrote:In Glasgow folk end sentences with 'but' instead of 'like'.

If you are now in your head trying to end a sentence with but and thinking, that doesn't sound right, why the fuck would they ever do that? You're not alone but.

It upsets me like
head this for the first time in work the other day

was so confused

all my family are scottish ive never heard this shit before

wtf
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Re: Allow!

Post by Forum » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:11 pm

sometimes i wake up early in the morning

to drink my um um bongo ♫
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Re: Allow!

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:11 pm

magma wrote:
teamhobson wrote:Noun? Verb?
A noun is an object/thing, a verb is an action.

I (personal pronoun) fucked (verb, past tense) your (pronoun) Mum (Proper Noun, takes a capital) in (preposition) the (definite article) arse (noun).
He (pronoun) watched (verb, past tense) you (second-person personal pronoun) fuck (verb) his (possessive form) Mum (Noun).
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Re: Allow!

Post by wub » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:12 pm

bennyfroobs wrote:
teamhobson wrote:In Glasgow folk end sentences with 'but' instead of 'like'.

If you are now in your head trying to end a sentence with but and thinking, that doesn't sound right, why the fuck would they ever do that? You're not alone but.

It upsets me like
head this for the first time in work the other day

was so confused

all my family are scottish ive never heard this shit before

wtf
Here, try this Universal Translator;

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Re: Allow!

Post by alphacat » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:43 pm

Croybonics.

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Re: Allow!

Post by Harkat » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:44 pm

It's maybe alright to not allow that stuff in presentations, essays etc, but if you can't stand in the schoolyard and talk to your m808s like you would normally, that's fucked up. Babylon teachers.
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Re: Allow!

Post by Harkat » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:46 pm

wub wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
..we just to like...do our own thing....we just used to like...that sort of thing
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Re: Allow!

Post by hugh » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:03 pm

Agent 47 wrote:i wish i was better at writing

when you see some people who are really good it pisses me off i didnt listen more in shcool

applying for jobs and sending complaints would be so much easier
Just read more books, it will come naturally.

Lots of people have terrible spelling. One of the head pharmacists at my place in the NHS can't spell for shit and she's on around 50K salary. I find it quite strange that people don't just "know" how to spell pretty much anything and everything, I guess I must take it for granted.


I think getting kids interested in reading at an early age is the most crucial thing. Instead we sit them in front of an xbox 360 and let their brains melt.
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Re: Allow!

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:13 pm

hugh wrote:I think getting kids interested in reading at an early age is the most crucial thing. Instead we sit them in front of an xbox 360 and let their brains melt.
Yeah but they can headshot for days.
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Post by ezza » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:17 pm

yeah its a hard balance to get right i guess

kids who didnt play games and just read fucked themselves up equally lol

i do need to read more tho, i read the internet if that counts
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Re: Allow!

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:19 pm

Agent 47 wrote:yeah its a hard balance to get right i guess

kids who didnt play games and just read fucked themselves up equally lol

i do need to read more tho, i read the internet if that counts
Of course it counts.
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Re: Allow!

Post by hugh » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:24 pm

Agent 47 wrote:yeah its a hard balance to get right i guess

kids who didnt play games and just read fucked themselves up equally lol
Very true, in fact there are many studies that suggest strong social skills can get you just as far in a career as a strong education could. So there's always that to think about.
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:35 pm

hugh wrote:in fact there are many studies that suggest strong social skills can get you just as far in a career
There are also a few that suggests that many CEO's have Narcissistic personality disorders and very little social intelligence, especially in the financial sectors.
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Post by skimpi » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:42 pm

I hate how many job application things have incorrect spelling, it annoys me cos I know these twats who can't spell have jobs and I don't.
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Re: Allow!

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:46 pm

You mean job advertisements with misspellings?
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Re: Allow!

Post by deadly_habit » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:11 pm

Proper bollocks mate, innit?

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Re: Allow!

Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:46 pm

This forum heavily censors about 1/4 of all the words I want to use. You fucking izan tnuc cigarettes.

Edit: Oh yeah, and "Palestine".

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Re: Allow!

Post by kay » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:50 pm

teamhobson wrote:
magma wrote:
teamhobson wrote:Noun? Verb?
A noun is an object/thing, a verb is an action.

I (personal pronoun) fucked (verb, past tense) your (pronoun) Mum (Proper Noun, takes a capital) in (preposition) the (definite article) arse (noun).
:cornlol: Wank (noun)
Surely wank is a verb. Or does it take the form of a noun when used in this sense?

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Re: Allow!

Post by J Skrilla » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:53 pm

i just had a wonderful wank

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Re: Allow!

Post by kay » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:14 pm

Nope, it's an action, therefore it's a verb.

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