The Fedora/Cringe thread

[Harkat]

[garethom]

#NOBODYCARES

If you want to wear sexy hats, you have to wear sexy clothes. Dorito-stained WoW T-shirts and stanky mountain dew pajama pants don't count.

[skell1ngton777]

i love this thread

where did the 'euphoric' thing come from?

[Harkat]

^ A post on reddit atheism where a 15 y/o dude said he wanted to be a "professional quote maker" and made a speech that started with "at this moment I am euphoric". It got a lot of attention and got deleted quickly, but there's copies everywhere.

Anyway, something lovelydivot said in the shoe thread reminded me of this fedora extraordinaire.

Skip to 6:50 for the action:

[NilsFG]

^ A post on reddit atheism where a 15 y/o dude said he wanted to be a "professional quote maker" and made a speech that started with "at this moment I am euphoric". It got a lot of attention and got deleted quickly, but there's copies everywhere.

[skell1ngton777]

jesus

the guy in that vid needs a fedora pronto

[hugh]

this thread is fucking immense!

Though it has to be said, I don't see many Fedoras around Newcastle. The only time I see them is when I walk through Newcastle Uni campus, usually sported by some sloppy long haired nerdy looking guy.

[garethom]

[Forum]

this thread is fucking immense!

I don't see many Fedoras around Newcastle.

[Terpit]

[Terpit]

[kidshuffle]

Looooooool

[deadly_habit]

[m8son666]

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[Laszlo]

I have a story about the first wild fedora I encountered. Was in sixth form, there was this girl who I'd been friends with for about 12/13 years, since nursery ting. Anyway, she had these two utter fedora wearing hangers on that would do literally anything for her (one changed his university choice and degree to be in the same one as her and she dropped out after a couple of months ). The one fedora, Anthony, was a friend of one of my best mates. I didn't particularly get on with him, mostly because I had high skills at recognising fedoras at an early age. #justifiedbullying

Anyway, I was chilling with my girlfriend of the time (different girl), Anthony says something, clearly loud enough for me to hear, like "why do dickheads always get the nice girls?" #fuckthis Anyway, earlier in the day, he was showing some izan medal he'd bought on the net to my mate, I knew he still had it. Just stood up and asked him to show the people in the common room, about 100 people, what he had in his pocket. Obviously people are telling him to show them, he has no way out, has to get out this swastika emblazoned medal #DoesNotGoDownWell

Then thought fuck it, if I'm going in, I'm announcing to everyone that he had sex with the gap between his mattress and his bed on a regular basis. (confirmed by him to my mate in secret) To add insult to injury, after breaking up with my girlfriend, I then got with the girl he fedorad over when they were on a night out. #NoMercy

Your story telling skills seem to be a bit shit coz this makes you sound like a stereotypical jock/tnuc.
I do like anime though so maybe that's the problem.

[garethom]

Meh, guess you need the back story a bit more. Guy was a manipulative, snidy little twat who would stab his best friends in the back regularly to get what he wanted. At the end of my tether with the absolute neckbeard by that point, having to put up with stupid remarks like that from him just because I had a girlfriend. That, and the girl he was obsessed with was one of my oldest friends, and cos of the shit he used to make up, she lost a lot of friends over it.

If I was true tnuc, I would've just beat him up tbf, not many people would've said he didn't deserve it.

[Laszlo]

Nah, that's all I needed. Carry on

[garethom]

Also just remembered that one of my best friends (the guy who I knew him through) got beat up by about 4/5 guys because of something he said...

#fuckthefedora

[CreamLord]

What did he say?

[volcanogeorge]

this thread is fucking immense!

Though it has to be said, I don't see many Fedoras around Newcastle. The only time I see them is when I walk through Newcastle Uni campus, usually sported by some sloppy long haired nerdy looking guy.

campus bitches love the 'dora, don't test man