What Sweet Do You Want? Answers Lie Within...

[Liam92]

Will take you a good half an hour AT LEAST to get through a tube of fruit gums man.

Cos they're so difficult to eat and stick to your teeth, nothing to do with how filling they are.

Time to eat doesn't = substance.

Really don't think you're cut out to do this tbh

[wub]

King of candy overall

[magma]

This is a strong contribution to humanity; props Gareth.

To start with, we created a spreadsheet with solid values on (out of 10). Chunky got a 10 substance, 8 taste. Highest taste were Galaxy Ripple and Twirl.

I'm pleased to see your methods are properly documented and able to stand up to scrutiny. This truly is a fine piece of work.

Did you deem 'health snacks', Nutrigrain, protein bars and the like to be a clear perversion of the genre and as such exclude them from investigations?

[Electric_Head]

King of candy overall

+1

Love them.

[dickman69]

Yea i disagree w the whole substance thing as well

[garethom]

Will take you a good half an hour AT LEAST to get through a tube of fruit gums man.

Cos they're so difficult to eat and stick to your teeth, nothing to do with how filling they are.

Time to eat doesn't = substance.

Really don't think you're cut out to do this tbh

Everyone knows that shit that takes longer to eat fools the body into feeling full. I'm standing by my ratings.

Fuck everyone.

Yea i disagree w the whole substance thing as well

Nobody cares.

[magma]

King of candy overall

Definitely a contender. Unless man's got an allergy there is NO REASON KNOWN TO SCIENCE to dislike Peanut M&Ms.

[dickman69]

Ok fuck m&ms

Im out

[garethom]

I've added Peanut M&Ms, substance 10, taste 7.

[magma]

Ok fuck m&ms

Im out

Go out and find yourself a role model, you fucking degenerate.

[wub]

I've added Peanut M&Ms, substance 10, taste 7.

By my calculations that puts them second only to Kit Kat chunky in terms of awesomeness?



WHAT ABOUT KIT KAT CHUNKY PEANUT?

Ok fuck m&ms

Im out

[Forum]

toffee crisp has better taste than lion?

no

[Harkat]

You're a fucking waste if you think snickers isn't tasty as fuck

[syrup]

pussy

[wub]

You're a fucking waste if you think snickers isn't tasty as fuck

Mars Bars are sickening, let's be honest...the incusion of peanuts doesn't suddenly make them awesome.

[magma]

toffee crisp has better taste than lion?

no

Hmmmm.

Better taste =/ Tastier

Lion has more going on. Toffee Crisp is better though.

[magma]

You're a fucking waste if you think snickers isn't tasty as fuck

Mars Bars are sickening, let's be honest...the incusion of peanuts doesn't suddenly make them awesome.

I've never knowingly finished a whole Mars Bar. Snickers though... pure taste; I'd argue it's the king of the newsagent's sweet rack.

[wub]

You're a fucking waste if you think snickers isn't tasty as fuck

Mars Bars are sickening, let's be honest...the incusion of peanuts doesn't suddenly make them awesome.

I've never knowingly finished a whole Mars Bar. Snickers though... pure taste; I'd argue it's the king of the newsagent's sweet rack.

You strike me as the sort of person who used to be into Panda Pop back in the day, so I'll go ahead and assume not all your tastebuds are firing.

[garethom]

I've added Peanut M&Ms, substance 10, taste 7.

By my calculations that puts them second only to Kit Kat chunky in terms of awesomeness?

WHAT ABOUT KIT KAT CHUNKY PEANUT?

Seems about right. The variations of the chunky haven't been around long enough for me to pass judgement yet, plus I've noticed they aren't really THAT widely available (especially not all variations).

[particle-jim]

disappointing lack of Crack Bunnies...