What game are you playing?

[Forum]

Why send me a ps4 game a month before the console comes out?

[Riddles]

Erm, can someone explain PS3 headsets to me?

I want to be able to do voice chat in GTA, but I don't really want to listen to the whole game through two huge headphones and cut myself off... it's kind of useful/polite to be able to still hear my oven timer/girl , if I get one of the single ear bluetooth jobbies, can I *just* use it for the voice chat and still use my speakers for the in-game sounds?

i got mine in sainsburys for 15 quid. plugged it in and went to the step on the playstation. set it to use it as an input. now i hear game sounds from the tv, voice chat in headset

[magma]

Erm, can someone explain PS3 headsets to me?

I want to be able to do voice chat in GTA, but I don't really want to listen to the whole game through two huge headphones and cut myself off... it's kind of useful/polite to be able to still hear my oven timer/girl , if I get one of the single ear bluetooth jobbies, can I *just* use it for the voice chat and still use my speakers for the in-game sounds?

i got mine in sainsburys for 15 quid. plugged it in and went to the step on the playstation. set it to use it as an input. now i hear game sounds from the tv, voice chat in headset

Sick. That's exactly what I'm going to do.

I don't know when exactly I got so old that I had to ask questions like this.

[alphacat]

Dafuq...

FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD: THE COMMODORE 64 GAME



In 1984, Frankie Goes to Hollywood was a very big deal. Americans, inclined to write off the weirdly self-important and prurient dance-pop act as a one-hit wonder, may not be aware of just how big they were. Their 1984 singles “Relax” and “Two Tribes” respectively clock in as the #6 and #21 best-selling singles in UK recording history. They were never going to last, but at their peak, nobody in the landscape sounded like Frankie.

A year after those two mega-hits happened, Ocean Software Ltd published a Denton Designs game called Frankie Goes to Hollywood for the Commodore 64. Judging as best I can from a detailed YouTube simulation of gameplay, it looks like a pretty good game for what it is—and also kind of ridiculous too (it wouldn’t be a Frankie game if it weren’t a little ridiculous). 



In the game, you play a monochromatic (often blue) homunculus whose task it is to fulfill the four life aspects of game, pleasure, war, love, and faith. These are represented by four corresponding icons: a pair of spermatozoa, a bullet (to me it never doesn’t look like a condom—this is clearer in the picture below), a heart, and a cross. You start at 0% and as you make your way through the various levels, “Frankie” rewards you with “pleasure units” and you eventually make it to 100% and win the game. Seriously, the gameplay repeatedly informs you with messages like “Frankie give you 2500 more pleasure units - you have 47200 and you’re 55% a real person.” Just think: if you achieve all four life aspects you can become a fully realized human being—just like Holly Johnson!

Actually, it’s high time I quoted from the manual:

You begin this extraordinary experience devoid of personality, an amorphous shape in the land of the mundane. Behind the facade of flying ducks and kitchen sinks however lies a giant web of drama and intrigue spun within the pleasuredome. Scruntinise! Investigate! Probe! Objects you take for granted may be your passport to success; clues can be discovered everywhere. In this game of games you will need the skills of Arcade King, Adventurer, Super Sleuth, Mastermind and more. Frankie say Relax. Use the Power of Zap to build the equation (4 icons at bottom right corner are (left to right) Pleasure, War, Love,and Faith) to its peak when, if you respond brilliantly, you may enter the heart of the Pleasure Dome

It’s all a little silly, and couldn’t be more pretentious in a stilted 1980s way, but, as I mentioned earlier, the game was surprisingly forward-thinking for the day. For one thing, the game is pleasingly non-linear; you definitely have goals to achieve and so forth, but basically you can wander around and do what you want to do, to some extent. The game seems to have been admirably short on roadmaps to explain what you were supposed to do.

Furthermore, the various stages of the game were quite varied and diverting, as far as I can tell. In the first stage you have to solve a murder, there’s an odd stage in which you are superimposed on Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam from the Sistine Chapel (only with a cheeky devil replacing God) and you have to dodge the arrows emanating from a squadron of cherubim. For reasons that aren’t explained, in the “Raid over Merseyside” stage you have to defend Liverpool (Frankie were from Liverpool, doncha know?) from some kind of WWII air blitz, and later on, in “Talking Heads” (I think), you engage in a weird Pong-like battle between Reagan and ... maybe Chernenko? The final stages of the game occur in some kind of anomic computer laboratory vaguely reminiscent of 2001: A Space Odyssey or perhaps the original Tron.


 
The concept of the game is strong, as is the writing. Here is a sampling of some of the more memorable messages that pop up during the game:

“The jacket will free you from pain”
“You now have a herring”
“20 flowers make a bunch”
“The killer is a Taurean”
“You now have a bag of money”
“Mr Dull has always voted Tory”
“Joe Public hates to part with a penny”
“You now have a thirsty cat”
“Ms Bland adores a hot beef curry”
“The killer is an atheist”

  Frankie’s music is the only element that is conspicuously lacking throughout, although predictably, the big reward for achieving full 100% humanity is a tinny rendition of “Two Tribes.”

[Doctor_Dave]

So my bruva is playing League of Legends. I've seen it, looks like a small-scale RTS-RPG crossover and stuff like that innit. I like RTS's back in the day such as Red Alert 2 (the only RTS I played).

It kinda looks interesting, any tru hedz out here play it? Or do you lot diss F2P games with microtransactions?

[Electric_Head]

Some great games on the Humble Bundle Weekly sale for $4.60

Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
F.E.A.R. 3
Lord of the Rings:War in the North

Pay more than average;

Scribblenauts Unlimited
Batman: Arkham City GOTY

[NickUndercover]

new prof layton YAYY!!!!!!!!


...& I still don't own a 3ds

[Liam92]

Fifa this season - find it almost impossible to break through defences, find myself almost always shooting from range or having to play wide and play crosses and 9 times out of 10, there's someone there to block my shots, driving me insane!

[Electric_Head]

Still waiting for an f-ing refund on my graphics card a month down the line.
Fark you pc gods.

So it turns out the pc store closed at the end of October without even so much as a call to tell me my warranty will be sorted out by their other store.
Rocked up to the store to find doors shut and no stock inside.
PANIC PANIC PANIC

Contacted the other branch and they were more than happy to sort it all out for me.
They called the supplier while I waited and informed me a replacement card has been waiting for collection for the last month

Anyway, hopefully it's all sorted today with an upgraded card.

[Johnlenham]

Finished Skyrim (well the main dragon quest cant be arsed with the rest) and now onto finishing Mass Effect 3.

Kind of fun jumping back into a game a year+ later with fuck all clue as to even how to play it.
Thankfully I was stupidly over powered mage in skyrim and it seems Im some kind of maniac in ME3 aswell.

God knows what is going on in ME3 though, ninja cyborg just killed Miss Australia in the last mission I did.

[Electric_Head]

Finished Skyrim (well the main dragon quest cant be arsed with the rest) and now onto finishing Mass Effect 3.

Kind of fun jumping back into a game a year+ later with fuck all clue as to even how to play it.
Thankfully I was stupidly over powered mage in skyrim and it seems Im some kind of maniac in ME3 aswell.

God knows what is going on in ME3 though, ninja cyborg just killed Miss Australia in the last mission I did.

Well that's a waste of Skyrim considering the side quests are such a massive part of the game.
Did you do any Dark Brotherhood quests?

[Johnlenham]

I honestly cant remember to save my life. I know Im head of the mage guild, head of the thiefs and I have loads of stupid armour and weapons I dont use as im a mage.
I just seem to shoot dual level one fireballs and blow shit away, so it gets abit dull. Im level 33 odd so I must have done alot of stuff.

[Terpit]

[Riddles]

[deadly_habit]

Is it bad I can't tell the difference between BF4 and CoD Ghosts at this point?

[Electric_Head]

PC store replaced my 550 Ti with a 560 TI OC edition.
Nice kid with twin frozer fans.

After all of this waiting and hassle with the store, it seems my power supply is giving issues.
Or that's at least my summation.
Pc resets randomly as well as when I change resolution to 1920x1080.
It's just weird.
550w power supply so I'd expect it to be ok.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Is it bad I can't tell the difference between BF4 and CoD Ghosts at this point?

ghost on high looks like source mod

[Electric_Head]

They've lost the plot imo.
Remaking the same games over and over.

[kaili]

So my bruva is playing League of Legends. I've seen it, looks like a small-scale RTS-RPG crossover and stuff like that innit. I like RTS's back in the day such as Red Alert 2 (the only RTS I played).

It kinda looks interesting, any tru hedz out here play it? Or do you lot diss F2P games with microtransactions?

i play it, just got back into it, hmu if u wanna play together if u start

[hugh]

They've lost the plot imo.
Remaking the same games over and over.

doesn't matter, they will just go back to the WW2 setting once everyone realises that modern warfare is boring and that there's nothing fun about unstoppable death from above in MP.