Shit claims to fame

[Terpit]

White Girl Yardie follows me on SC

[DiegoSapiens]

Shut up evryone i have been drinking with Bill Murray

[nowaysj]

He played the trump card.

Wait, from what I hear, half the western, and a quarter of the developing world has been drinking with Bill Murray.

[wub]

Yeah, Bill Murray does that sort of shit all the time. Goes and joins people at karaoke bars, turns up at house parties and does the washing up...swear I read a story where some guy was in a lift, Bill Murray got in, kissed him full on the lips and said "No one will ever believe you!" before getting out at the next floor.

[DiegoSapiens]

he's the best

[nowaysj]

swear I read a story where some guy was in a lift, Bill Murray got in, kissed him full on the lips and said "No one will ever believe you!" before getting out at the next floor.

He was wrong.

[hubb]

Oscar-nominee Joaquin Phoenix was rescued from his car wreck last week by German cult director Werner Herzog.
The 31-year-old Walk the Line star overturned his car on a canyon road above Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood after his brakes failed and he collided with another vehicle.
Phoenix was saved because he was wearing his seat-belt, but has revealed he was helped from the wreckage by the 63-year-old, who has a home nearby.
The actor says, "I remember this knocking on the passenger window. There was this German voice saying, 'Just relax.' There's the airbag, I can't see and I'm saying, 'I'm fine. I am relaxed. Finally, I rolled down the window and this head pops inside. And he said, 'No, you're not.'
"And suddenly I said to myself, 'That's Werner Herzog!' There's something so calming and beautiful about Werner Herzog's voice. I felt completely fine and safe. I climbed out. I got out of the car and I said, 'Thank you,' and he was gone."

reminded me of this ^

[hubb]

[Lye_Form]

Yeah, Bill Murray does that sort of shit all the time. Goes and joins people at karaoke bars, turns up at house parties and does the washing up...swear I read a story where some guy was in a lift, Bill Murray got in, kissed him full on the lips and said "No one will ever believe you!" before getting out at the next floor.

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-7-greate ... istin-wong

[DiegoSapiens]

^
I asked him to introduce me to Jim Jarmusch but when we went there he was crying

[garethom]

I'd just try and wind him up but constantly asking him what it was like to play Egon Spengler.

[NilsFG]

Yeah, Bill Murray does that sort of shit all the time. Goes and joins people at karaoke bars, turns up at house parties and does the washing up...swear I read a story where some guy was in a lift, Bill Murray got in, kissed him full on the lips and said "No one will ever believe you!" before getting out at the next floor.

75% if not more of the stories are fake though.

[dickman69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbGKjmOlrrY

[jrkhnds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbGKjmOlrrY

pretty good depiction of what the americans did to the cherokees.

[DiegoSapiens]

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[DiegoSapiens]

Yeah, Bill Murray does that sort of shit all the time. Goes and joins people at karaoke bars, turns up at house parties and does the washing up...swear I read a story where some guy was in a lift, Bill Murray got in, kissed him full on the lips and said "No one will ever believe you!" before getting out at the next floor.

75% if not more of the stories are fake though.

The ones in the page that lye posted have sources

[didi]

when i was like 7 my dad recognised kanu in brent cross and i shook his hand. he had really cold hands (seriously)

i've played on the same bill as el-b twice

i inherited a cassette copy of three feet high and rising from my dad

i've got two hockey sticks

my phone number is 07*000*00**

^genuinely, it's the sickest number, big up vodafone

do i need to go on or have i won already?

[mIrReN]

go on

[garethom]

my phone number is 07*000*00**

I reckon it's 07900060089.

If it's correct, you have to give me a tenner.

[didi]

my phone number is 07*000*00**

I reckon it's 07900060089.

If it's correct, you have to give me a tenner.

call me to tell me ur paypal ok?


lol the end is almost right tho wrong order