things that have made you happy today

[Laszlo]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=30 ... =3&theater

"Away take yer face fur a shite"

any translation?

"My dear man, would you kindly vacate the area and expel faecal excreta from your face."

Dunno, 'You're talking shit', 'Your face looks like an arse.', or both or neither.

[Forum]

Is that Huey from fun lovin criminals? What's he storming out over, I don't have sound at work

[Liam92]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=30 ... =3&theater

"Away take yer face fur a shite"

any translation?

"My dear man, would you kindly vacate the area and expel faecal excreta from your face."

Dunno, 'You're talking shit', 'Your face looks like an arse.', or both or neither.

^pretty much, this, just found it hilarious haha.

Also, "I'll smash yer fucking tnuc in" and "I'll rip yer jaw"

"Away and dae the dishes or something" nearly ended me

[Johnlenham]

Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.

[dickman69]

he's really overweight for a crackhead.

Rich crackheads are fat

[dickman69]

I belive its more so the absence of food than the presence of crack that is to blame for the average crackheads appearance

[m8son666]

nah no way you could eat enough to stay fat while having a crack habit

[garethom]

Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.

I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

[Forum]

i was supposed to be off on the saturday 28th but some fucks swapped the days around.

Looks like i get about 3 days off now

[ehbes]

Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.

I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

December 15th - January 19th

bang bang

[Forum]

Wtf is with you nerds, that's literally the same amount of time I get off in the whole year..

[garethom]

Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.

I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

December 15th - January 19th

bang bang

Well done bro, you're paying not to be somewhere that you've paid to be. I'm getting paid not to be at work.

Wtf is with you nerds, that's literally the same amount of time I get off in the whole year..

26 days standard (27 next year), and bought a couple of days holiday too. Haven't take much time off this year, so I've got a lot left.

[orangeluva56]

this girl wants me to check her phone and her computer for spyware because she thinks her old boyfriend bugged her phone and is following her wherever she goes

yay

[ehbes]

this girl wants me to check her phone and her computer for spyware because she thinks her old boyfriend bugged her phone and is following her wherever she goes

yay

is this the same one that offered you a cookie

[orangeluva56]

yah, but it was chocolate not a cookie

[OGLemon]

get in playa, smooth talk her ass to da bed. ya hear?

[m8son666]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/6-star ... ers,34472/

[orangeluva56]

get in playa, smooth talk her ass to da bed. ya hear?

will do boss

first step is freeing her from her ex boyfriend. then she's all mine.

[ehbes]

Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.

I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

December 15th - January 19th

bang bang

Well done bro, you're paying not to be somewhere that you've paid to be. I'm getting paid not to be at work.

[sigbowls]

a 16 ounce pabst that i found. tasty