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Re: GTA V
I've got 2 out of the survival modes finished (altho i'm sure i've done 3 but rockstar say's i only have 2 ticks, might have send the paperwork for a small claim court)
I find it hard to get a good team, without a good team you will not survival all by yourself. I admit, i'm simply amazing on survival mode, arguable the best out there, but i single handily can't take down levels 8/9/10.
I find it hard to get a good team, without a good team you will not survival all by yourself. I admit, i'm simply amazing on survival mode, arguable the best out there, but i single handily can't take down levels 8/9/10.
Re: GTA V
The crate just outside is my favourite... very slightly exposed to choppers, but you can snipe almost all the hicks before they're anywhere near getting a shot on you. Once a minigun's spawned it's game over for choppers!Laszlo wrote:Boneyard is a piece of piss on your own. If you get in that one spot between the wall and portacabin the game will glitch and you wont even get the choppers after you. Just poke your head out, cap the hicks and collect your $20k!
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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Was in a session with some American teenagers last night; one of whom spent pretty much the whole race referring to everyone else as the n-word, then giggling and just repeating it over and over and over.
Quite glad I had my headset on so it wasn't broadcast to my whole flat. I wish there was a way to electrocute people over the Internet.
Quite glad I had my headset on so it wasn't broadcast to my whole flat. I wish there was a way to electrocute people over the Internet.
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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nah man, a way to drag them out your screen and punch them a few times
especially camping stnuc in games oh my, I really want to kick the shit out of them, go play outside fucker go camping if you're so fond of it
especially camping stnuc in games oh my, I really want to kick the shit out of them, go play outside fucker go camping if you're so fond of it
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Re: GTA V
I got a high priority vehicle back to Simeon last night and GOT NO CASH FOR IT despite getting the thankyou cut-scene.
tnuc it.
tnuc it.
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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Haha! The Obey Tailgater is michel's car right? Can you not buy that online? Also, i remember watching a video about getting his car for online play. Altho you can't store cars that are stolen from the road, so why do you want it?TheIntrospectionist wrote:Glad to see I'm not the only one having this problem. Two out of the six survivals are consistently showing up as incomplete (Processed and Sawmill, despite Processed being the survival I've completed the most along with Boneyard). Also happens with the missions which will reset every time I return to the game. I shall also send in the necessary paperworknitz wrote:I've got 2 out of the survival modes finished (altho i'm sure i've done 3 but rockstar say's i only have 2 ticks, might have send the paperwork for a small claim court).. I want an Obey Tailgater as compensation! (I've been looking for one of these for ages now..with no luck).
I give in my high priority and joined in the fun of getting the car, aka shooting multiple people and dyeing myself a number of times. When i finally killed half the players in my session and give the car in thinking this is gonna be epic, 20k for the car or something (baring in mind i spend a shit lot of getting the car,) all i got was 5k, and ' oh well use this for spare parts)magma wrote:I got a high priority vehicle back to Simeon last night and GOT NO CASH FOR IT despite getting the thankyou cut-scene.
tnuc it.
DICKHEAD
I get 9k for sending that shit 4x4 car to you all the time.
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TheIntrospectionist wrote:I get this if I even so much as slightly scratch the paintwork!nitz wrote:all i got was 5k, and ' oh well use this for spare parts)![]()
You're right though.. I get $9k just driving a Baller in to my nearest pay-n-spray minus the police chase and having everyone else in free-roam competing with me for it.
The other night, this guy had the high priority car and was heading straight for the docks, far ahead of everybody else. I was right outside so I decided to go and wait around the corner from Simeon's garage.. Shot him as he arrived, took the car and drove it in to the sea.
...or just an annoying tnuc

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TheIntrospectionist wrote:It is not available for online purchase but apparently it is supposed to spawn outside the golf course (not for me so far). But yeah, I imagine I should be able to store it if I find one seeing as it is only premium vehicles you can't store (I don't think its premium anyway). So far I've got Trevor's truck, which I got from a mission (was able to just drive it to my garage mid-job), and I've come across Franklin's Bagger which I was going to hold on to and see if anyone one here wanted it but as soon as I got on to the thread I accepted a job invite. I still need to get a mercenary jeep too! Kruptah was kind enough to offer me one but I couldn't store it.nitz wrote:Haha! The Obey Tailgater is michel's car right? Can you not buy that online? Also, i remember watching a video about getting his car for online play. Altho you can't store cars that are stolen from the road, so why do you want it?TheIntrospectionist wrote:Glad to see I'm not the only one having this problem. Two out of the six survivals are consistently showing up as incomplete (Processed and Sawmill, despite Processed being the survival I've completed the most along with Boneyard). Also happens with the missions which will reset every time I return to the game. I shall also send in the necessary paperworknitz wrote:I've got 2 out of the survival modes finished (altho i'm sure i've done 3 but rockstar say's i only have 2 ticks, might have send the paperwork for a small claim court).. I want an Obey Tailgater as compensation! (I've been looking for one of these for ages now..with no luck).
This? keep coming out/in of session till it comes on the car list
Re: GTA V
Or buy it if you get impatient... only realised recently that one of the websites has all the standard cars for sale too.
Is it me or are cash rewards for races down like hell tonight? Got $2500 for beating 7 people in a point to point I'd barely ever done earlier!
Is it me or are cash rewards for races down like hell tonight? Got $2500 for beating 7 people in a point to point I'd barely ever done earlier!
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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Nah, that was entirely my fault. I'd been holding a sensible bit of cover for the whole thing (you and the other dude were picking up most of the kills so I just stayed put and took what I could) - took a few hits in Wave 9 though and came out to get health/armour when I spotted the minigun. Ended up in no-mans-land when the wave started and by the time I'd got to cover I was a couple of hits away from dying... thought I might be able to make a dash for health, but I just ended up flailing around like a limp dick and got picked off.TheIntrospectionist wrote:Not available from any of the storesmagma wrote:Or buy it if you get impatient... only realised recently that one of the websites has all the standard cars for sale too.
Is it me or are cash rewards for races down like hell tonight? Got $2500 for beating 7 people in a point to point I'd barely ever done earlier!. I think I'm just going to wait until it comes up on Simeon's list as Nitz says. Sorry if for any reason my randomly firing on that van on wave 10 of Processed contributed to your death in any way
... Was trying to clear it from my view of where the enemies spawn from.
Thanks for the 20k!
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"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: GTA V
Got myself a Comet yesterday, fucking love it. Still need to do a load of races though to unlock the actual upgrades rather than the cosmetics tho.

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My turbo'd Comet is definitely the most fun thing I have in my garage, but I find the handling a bit much more racing. Loving the 9F Cabrio right now... got $150k in the bank and not much to spend it on at the moment; I think I might save for an Entity... (no doubt I'll post later tonight after having blown all my cash on fine tailoring and lapdances)Riddles wrote:Got myself a Comet yesterday, fucking love it. Still need to do a load of races though to unlock the actual upgrades rather than the cosmetics tho.
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"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: GTA V
TheIntrospectionist wrote:No problemo. Surprised I got through that one without dying since my controller died half way through and I had to switch to my other Xbox-style controller (which is good - more comfortable to use) BUT it keeps turning my weapon wheel in to a game of roulette which is so annoying (think I mentioned this before after a game with Spamoni). It takes me ages to select the right weapon and will explain why you might have seen me running round with odd things in my hand at various points. At one point I went for the whole sticky bomb vehicular clean-up routine and wound up charging at a van full of cops with a jerry can.
I bought a suspiciously cheap Sixaxis off Amazon which turned out to be a knock-off... it's got a bit of a delay when connected wirelessly, so I'm playing with it plugged into USB. Every now and again the USB cable disconnects for a split second leaving me at the pause menu... fucked up some races ROYALLY.
Just can't bring myself to pay full whack for a proper controller.
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"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: GTA V
Got the gta beach bum pack today morning on a day where is was raining than ever.
So i kitted out the of-road, which you get for free and deiced to go ride around to get a feel for it. So i was there at the traffic light waiting and i saw another player so i horned at him to say hello. Instead of horning back, extending the mutual kindness, he got out of his car and aimed his gun at. I did not appreciate the hostility, so a chipped it around the corner got out of my car, drawn for my assault rifle and shoot the fool in the head, pussy. I still didn't feel satisfied tho and i know he was going to respown next to me very soon. So i quickly when to his car, put a sticky bomb on it and waited across the street for him to try chase me down, in his car of course. Soon as he got in his car… BOOM BITCH YOU DEAD AND YOUR CAR IS DEAD!
Got a message saying your fucked up somones car, don't do it again or else…
So i kitted out the of-road, which you get for free and deiced to go ride around to get a feel for it. So i was there at the traffic light waiting and i saw another player so i horned at him to say hello. Instead of horning back, extending the mutual kindness, he got out of his car and aimed his gun at. I did not appreciate the hostility, so a chipped it around the corner got out of my car, drawn for my assault rifle and shoot the fool in the head, pussy. I still didn't feel satisfied tho and i know he was going to respown next to me very soon. So i quickly when to his car, put a sticky bomb on it and waited across the street for him to try chase me down, in his car of course. Soon as he got in his car… BOOM BITCH YOU DEAD AND YOUR CAR IS DEAD!
Got a message saying your fucked up somones car, don't do it again or else…
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