things that have made you happy today

[OGLemon]

happy accident

[wub]

Mate's birthday party at his apartment tonight (so won't cost anything), Simian Mobile Disco live set tomorrow

[Electric_Head]

I own a house.
The house has a roof which thankfully is not made of rusted tin.



This poor guy went to sleep last night with a pot on his head to avoid being hurt by hailstorms.
Before you think it's a joke, take a look at what his roof and his neighbors roof looked like the next morning.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

fuuuuuuuck that.

[Liam92]

Managed to get a cheeky half day today, off the ward cos I've volunteered to allow medical students to do ultra sounds on me all morning and got my grad ball tomorrow!

[wub]

Managed to get a cheeky half day today, off the ward cos I've volunteered to allow medical students to do ultra sounds on me all morning and got my grad ball tomorrow!

That's amazing

[Pedro Sánchez]

Rachel Riley has been released from her 16 month captivity

[Liam92]

Managed to get a cheeky half day today, off the ward cos I've volunteered to allow medical students to do ultra sounds on me all morning and got my grad ball tomorrow!

That's amazing

Yeah, I just lay on a bed for a couple hours whilst students done ultrasounds. Free cake and coffee for helping out too

Best part was being thanked for essentially being a lazy bastard

[Forum]

What a lovely drive home

[LogiSpark]

Listening to this for the past two months

[wub]

What a lovely drive home

Did you run over several people in a stolen car and knife a prostitute?

[Laszlo]

^That tune is outrageous..

[Forum]

^That tune is outrageous..

Always a good one when something's put me in a bad mood

Did you run over several people in a stolen car and knife a prostitute?

Wow I didn't actually know it was on gta until you said that, Hackman gone done good

[wub]

Did you run over several people in a stolen car and knife a prostitute?

Wow I didn't actually know it was on gta until you said that, Hackman gone done good

I wasn't referring to GTA, just the fact you live in Reading.

[Laszlo]

^That tune is outrageous..

Always a good one when something's put me in a bad mood

lol it's just what Giles Peterson says on gta.

I do really like that tune though. Out to Hackman, you complete basket case!

[Forum]

I wasn't referring to GTA, just the fact you live in Reading.

Crime? In Reading? Never

[wub]

Mary had a little lamb,
She took it down to Reading,
She took it in an underpass,
And kicked it's fucking head in.

[garethom]

Conway Twitty - I See The Want To In Your Eyes is a banger

[Forum]

I still can't believe we were overlooked for UK capital of culture, not even on the shortlist

[didi]

payday