In this thread we speak in rhyme,

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:11 pm

listening to Tunnige's Empty Spaces
its bassweight taking me to heavy places
started to consider smoking crack
but instead, I brought this back

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:39 pm

going place to place seeing which vibe is better
last night her thighs we're wetter than typical british weather
I like that I do, on my tongue: tnuc taste
guy next to me can smell my piff, good! fuck em! salivate.
I strain to type a page or passage on my screen
as a hole is burnt from the stench of my clone-only UK cheese
but fuck it, I have things to do, you know mans is on a next hype
soon as this text-write, exit stage left right from this secret dubstep website.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:28 pm

I'm only drinking Lech, coz' it costs one QUID
At the offy, move them softly, like a Po-lish KID
Takin' back my little change and Punjabi man fareWELL
Oh shit, sorry Ali, can i have some short blue rizla AS WELL

It's Beastie Boys meet's Mike Skinner, plz rate.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:34 pm

dope shit
im a take a hit then rip
fuck off with that lip
break your bong, then you cry to your mom

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:42 pm

signals wrote:dope shit
im a take a hit then rip
fuck off with that lip
break your bong, then you cry to your mom

Please...Do mankind a favour and jump off the nearest bridge.

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:54 pm

Got a sick new avatar
Got a big leng buss shots from afar
Call me your highness
cus mans on road smoking the finest

#truth

Direflow · Post by **Direflow** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:05 pm

all your raps be corny like you actin in a porno
you just can't deliver like you only eat Digiorno

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:08 pm

ur mum
in the bum

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:38 pm

Don't do me mum in the bum
That's no place for cum
Only room for a thumb

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:21 am

How long before some tnuc types in iambic pentameter?

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:29 am

a rhyme and a poem meet in a bar...

the rhyme, feeling inferior, drinks too much, mouths off aggressively and hits the poem
the poem, grateful for the life experience, goes home and writes while the experience is fresh.

Bleeding words, hard won from malice
their drops collect on paper chalice.
The wounds I bare to make me stronger,
I refused to take that rap any longer

or, according to the rhyme:

met a poem prick down the pub
treated me like I was a grub
after giving him a piece of my mind
kicked him where the sun ain't shined

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:40 pm

Got on a bus with mi daysaver
smoked a reefa in the corner
lay low, did a grand theft auto
in a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo!

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