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Is man on the beat?

Never
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5%
Once a month
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5%
Couple times a week
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42%
A wank a day keeps the doctor away
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34%
Hold tight blud I'm yankin the snake atm
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13%
 
Total votes: 76

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:09 am

People talking about quitting porn, and then they start a business a week, climb mountains, achieve all kinds of shit. Fuck that though. If I go a couple of days w/o an orgasm, I can't think straight. All I'm thinking about is pussy. I go out in public and my head is on a swivel, checking out every 1/4 decent woman that walks by... it is fucking horrible.
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Re: Porn

Post by CreamLord » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:27 am

nowaysj wrote:All I'm thinking about is pussy.
Lol
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Re: Porn

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:21 pm

everyday is like a battle...
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Re: Porn

Post by wub » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:23 pm

Nevalo wrote:everyday is like a battle...
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Re: Porn

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:25 pm

and agaaaaaain
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Re: Porn

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:21 pm

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Re: Porn

Post by jaydot » Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:23 pm

Had a wank b4 and feel magic.
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Re: Porn

Post by karmacazee » Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:09 am

How many people didn't actually vote in this thread, but instead went to fap as soon as they saw the word 'porn'?
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:48 am

rachel starr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> audrey bitoni >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

there are no good blondes in porn. they all look like trashy bimbos.

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Re: Porn

Post by sigbowls » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:25 am

i wank every ear and full a fish tank yo
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Re: Porn

Post by bennyfroobs » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:39 am

blondes? all abpout the redheads m8s!

but yeah, nowaysj, if u stop wanking for like 12 days or something u seriously start to have real benefits of feeling generally awesome about life.

also eventually you become uncontrolably horny and want to shag everything with a oulse and oogle women at every available opportunity

its not a task for the faint hearted
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:42 am

why would stopping orgasming for 3 days make you feel down but 12 days make you feel "generally awesome about life?"

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:24 am

Waiting for an answer...

Think the longest I've gone in the last 25 years is about a week, on a family vacation to visit family, sleeping on the couch. I become definitely a worse husband and father. Daughter doesn't need to see me semi-consciously hitting on teenage waitresses and whatnot. Not a good look.
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Re: Porn

Post by sigbowls » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:35 am

your monkey needs to be let out
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Re: Porn

Post by nousd » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:55 am

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very informative
so most of you guys couldn't get an erection for 6 months from now
and apparently Calvin Coolidge scientifically proved that blokes come quicker with new partners
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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:01 am

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Re: Porn

Post by rockonin » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:23 pm

dubunked wrote:rachel starr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> audrey bitoni >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

there are no good blondes in porn. they all look like trashy bimbos.
Of course they're trashy, they get bukkaked and cream pied constantly for a living, it's going to be hard for them to be considered classy.
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Re: Porn

Post by kaili » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:29 pm

really dont see how abstaining from fapping can have any benefits other than ull blow a bigger load when u finally give in :cornlol:
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:38 pm

rockonin wrote:
dubunked wrote:rachel starr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> audrey bitoni >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

there are no good blondes in porn. they all look like trashy bimbos.
Of course they're trashy, they get bukkaked and cream pied constantly for a living, it's going to be hard for them to be considered classy.
rachel and audrey are pretty sexy imo. maybe i just don't like blondes at all.... -q-

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