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Is man on the beat?

Never
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5%
Once a month
4
5%
Couple times a week
32
42%
A wank a day keeps the doctor away
26
34%
Hold tight blud I'm yankin the snake atm
10
13%
 
Total votes: 76

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Re: Porn

Post by OGLemon » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:38 am

Once a month crew must have some ritual wank business goin' on. Calendar with the day their going to wank circled with red ink. candles, low lighting, and cheap wine. smh.

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Re: Porn

Post by wub » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:38 am

bennyfroobs wrote:okay who are the four liars who voted 'never'
One was me.

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:44 am

This explains some things.
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Re: Porn

Post by wub » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:46 am

:cornlol:

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:40 am

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Really may be true.
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Re: Porn

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:05 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
sd5 wrote:^yeah but going on looks can be ...ah...confusing
I thought Bailey Jay had the sexiest grin & decolletage,
then the camera panned down & she started jerking off.


:n: :U: :-o -q- :L: :?: :c: :?: :-? :g: :?: :a: :-P :( :roll: :dunce: :-| :) :-D :lol:
tbf

bailey jay is hot. i cant deny that at all. just not into penis's, thats all :6:
after wiking...she got famous on 4chan first. wtf
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:34 am

why is porn always so fucking loud? the default volume when you open the page is at 100% and then when I watch a video on almost every other website it's at fucking 50%. christ's ass are you trying to get me caught watching porn by my roommates ffs?

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Re: Porn

Post by OGLemon » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:40 am

You get the full spectrum of sound that way. A wise man once said, "Porn is 50% video and 50% audio."

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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:47 am

what is porn?
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Re: Porn

Post by jaydot » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:52 am

nvm
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:53 am

thanks jay :Q:
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Re: Porn

Post by bennyfroobs » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:10 am

shady geezers ^
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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:22 am

OGLemon wrote:You get the full spectrum of sound that way. A wise man once said, "Porn is 50% video and 50% audio."
Just recorded my first audio porn session the other night. Other than my general goofiness, it was actually incredibly hot.
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:54 am

link or it didn't happen

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Re: Porn

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:34 am

dubunked wrote:link or it didn't happen
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Re: Porn

Post by syrup » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:26 pm

dubunked wrote:what is porn?
baby don't hurt me
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Re: Porn

Post by dickman69 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:28 pm

Every1 who voted never is on a slippery slope to becomming wobbles
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Re: Porn

Post by titchbit » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:34 pm

johney wrote:
dubunked wrote:what is porn?
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me....

no more.

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Re: Porn

Post by magma » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:35 pm

dubunked wrote:
johney wrote:
dubunked wrote:what is porn?
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me....

no more.
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Re: Porn

Post by BonerJams04 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:56 pm

:lol: fuck off magma
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