what age can u hit kids?

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Phigure » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:12 pm

imo you should show him the light and teach him the #wonga lifestyle. instruct him in the art of blending

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by m8son666 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:12 pm

show him ur johnson
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by sigbowls » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:38 pm

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by kay » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:14 pm

Drop some bling in the blender so he sees it, let him reach in for it, then OOPSIES.

Shoulda been more careful and less greedy for chocolate coins, kid.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by dickman69 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:19 pm

if youre going to hit him youve got 2 hit him for real

otherwise he will sense ur holding back
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by ultraspatial » Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:34 am

best age to hit a child is while it's still in the womb imo
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by garethom » Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:37 am

when he comes through the door just play the stone cold steve austin theme tune and walk up to him, kick him in the groin and deliver a sit down power bomb, maybe through an ikea table you bought for that purpose.

after, get your mom or a friend to throw you a 4 pack of beer, and messily drink them all at once, staring menacingly at gathered family
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Molzie » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:20 am

kids have no respect. restore the order.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by SCope13 » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:29 am

garethom wrote:when he comes through the door just play the stone cold steve austin theme tune and walk up to him, kick him in the groin and deliver a sit down power bomb, maybe through an ikea table you bought for that purpose.

after, get your mom or a friend to throw you a 4 pack of beer, and messily drink them all at once, staring menacingly at gathered family
wait theres such thing as a 4 pack lol?
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Nihilism » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:38 am

In the UK is everything possible when it comes to alcohol.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by nousd » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:55 am

eleven year old cousin mouthing off?
wrestle him to submission, tickle him til he pleads for you to stop then start the conversation that will lead him to respect and affection
no point corporally punishing kids beyond about seven, if at all
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by ehbes » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:35 am

Children are property
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by bennyfroobs » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:43 am

bang him out with a bag of oranges

they dont leave bruises

squirt juice in his eye for good measure

maybe use lemons as a substitute
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by OGLemon » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:03 am

child = 3/5 of a human
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by ehbes » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:07 am

OGLemon wrote:child = 3/5 of a human
imo
Ok that's a bit much bud...
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Doozle » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:10 am

Show him how many big ups you've got
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by dickman69 » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:13 am

ehb's new england white guilt is showing
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by CYRHEN » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:27 am

bennyfroobs wrote:bang him out with a bag of oranges

they dont leave bruises

squirt juice in his eye for good measure

maybe use lemons as a substitute
lmfao :lol:
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Dub_freak » Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:57 am

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:21 am

just give the tnuc a deadarm if he acts up.
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