dicks on the street.

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:23 pm

...remember that time I told you guys...

I was late to a lecture...and I was hoffing it across the street and this guy yells...

"Hey!!! Can I get a fry with that shake!!!"

...and I said it was most epic...with Mala on the drums...

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Samuel_L_Damnson · Post by **Samuel_L_Damnson** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:36 pm

You should have said. "I aint about to guzzle no tears, SO KISS MY ASS!"

kay · Post by **kay** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:57 pm

An ex-colleague was walking down the road with his wife when a car came by and something shot out at him at the head. He found himself on the ground, felt around on his head and found feather-like things sticking out and started shouting "A BIRD'S FLOWN INTO MY HEAD!!!!" a lot.

Turned out it was a little dart thing that'd stuck itself on to the side of his head.

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:02 pm

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:26 pm

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:13 pm

so no one got the amazing joke on the last page

?

Samuel_L_Damnson · Post by **Samuel_L_Damnson** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:42 pm

some grandad level jokery there

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:54 pm

true

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:59 pm

rayman612 wrote:honestly nothing u can do 2 recover from that

you could punch them in the nose

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:16 am

I threw ketchup on some pretty girl in McDonalds because the pushed in and got moody when I told her to get to the back, should have seen her face lol, she obviously spent a lot of time trying to look nice

got the silent nod of approval from loads of drunk people

therapist · Post by **therapist** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:36 am

Any else enjoying the thread up until this?

Pedro Sánchez wrote:kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.

That's the kind of kuntery that I don't think people ever grow out of, they're just kunts.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:47 am

Cheer up

Lol at how miserable you're posts have been lately

but yeah, that post is dark

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:51 am

Terpit wrote:I threw ketchup on some pretty girl in McDonalds because the pushed in and got moody when I told her to get to the back, should have seen her face lol, she obviously spent a lot of time trying to look nice

got the silent nod of approval from loads of drunk people

You still get the silent nod of approval.

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:51 am

therapist wrote:Any else enjoying the thread up until this?

Pedro Sánchez wrote:kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
That's the kind of kuntery that I don't think people ever grow out of, they're just kunts.

I should of been locked up and had the key thrown away back then because I obviously never learned how to take responsibility for my actions and understand consequence, as my brain developed from a child one to an adult one.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:53 am

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:53 am

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
therapist wrote:Any else enjoying the thread up until this?

Pedro Sánchez wrote:kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
That's the kind of kuntery that I don't think people ever grow out of, they're just kunts.

I should of been locked up and had the key thrown away back then because I obviously never learned how to take responsibility for my actions and understand consequence, as my brain developed from a child one to an adult one.

I agree so hmu.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:11 pm

Only have trub with iceagers,
and their belligerent unreasonableness.
Reckon I'd be an alright bouncer
apart from bomb threats and short tight dresses.
Used to intervene in violence
but now I'm wary of knives & king hit craze.
I quite like having what teeth I have left.

doonedave · Post by **doonedave** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:10 pm

Agent 47 wrote:theres a back story but its way funnier if it looks like we just did it out the blue

was it the women that shat on the floor?

grillis · Post by **grillis** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:35 am

working in a primarily jewish area today, had a guy in his 70s come up to me and by way of greeting he smiles and says in a thick accent "heil hitler"

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:36 pm

Alzheimer is a helluva disease.

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