things that have made you happy today

[wub]

just signed off two massive contracts i've been working on for 18 months >>>>>.
yay capitalism

[magma]

Particularly high-class trolling from a video of Hillary Hahn playing a Mozart violin concerto on YouTube that Wag'o'Magma just spotted:

The World's finest masterpiece and the most beautiful woman is much too gratuitous indeed. Suffice to say that Mozart is just a gifted musician and Hillary Hahn is an otherwise ordinary female face among hundreds of thousands if not for her technical musical expertise which of course is mainly mimicry.

Music teachers the world over must feel a terrible rustling in their jimmies.

[ezza]

got back to black for £2 earlier

[Pedro Sánchez]

got back to black for £2 earlier

[ezza]

nice cover/remix imo

[Pedro Sánchez]

Nah it is, Salaam Remi and Mark Ronson killed it on that album.

[ezza]

not gonna lie though i hadent even noticed it was that

[Pedro Sánchez]

Plus before she started abusing herself, I would of went deep into Amy.

[ezza]

oh fo sho

i would of anyway

but yeah i love that album, bit obsessed with her tbf think shes so sick

one of the few modern pop albums which will stand the test of time imo

[nowaysj]

At the dinner table my daughter told me like 40 your momma jokes, had me in stitches. She got bigups.

[titchbit]

did you tell her any of your own?

[nowaysj]

I've got a terrible mind for jokes.

[Nihilism]

And it's also creates a dilemma. Do you want to be cool in the eyes of your daughter and losing the permission to have sex. Or do you want to be uncool, but still having the abilty to get laid after a hard day's work?

[titchbit]

i'm sure her momma would have appreciated the jokes

[nowaysj]

@ Nihilism: I don't necessarily understand what you are saying but I'm leaning towards /ban.

[kidshuffle]

And it's also creates a dilemma. Do you want to be cool in the eyes of your daughter and losing the permission to have sex. Or do you want to be uncool, but still having the abilty to get laid after a hard day's work?

hes married, he doesn't have sex.

[Nihilism]

Fuck it then, unleash the 'your mom is...' jokes and make sure she's speechless.

[nowaysj]

And it's also creates a dilemma. Do you want to be cool in the eyes of your daughter and losing the permission to have sex. Or do you want to be uncool, but still having the abilty to get laid after a hard day's work?

hes married, he doesn't have sex.

It's generally true. I turned down sex last night and opted for the warm embrace of a downy pillow instead.

BUT, it is not because we're married and fuddy duddies, it is because our bedroom shares a wall with my daughter's room and my wife is a fucking screamer. I don't think my daughter would sleep soundly if it sounded like I was killing her mother every night... woe is me.

[Nihilism]

And it's also creates a dilemma. Do you want to be cool in the eyes of your daughter and losing the permission to have sex. Or do you want to be uncool, but still having the abilty to get laid after a hard day's work?

hes married, he doesn't have sex.

It's generally true. I turned down sex last night and opted for the warm embrace of a downy pillow instead.

BUT, it is not because we're married and fuddy duddies, it is because our bedroom shares a wall with my daughter's room and my wife is a fucking screamer. I don't think my daughter would sleep soundly if it sounded like I was killing her mother every night... woe is me.

But then it will be the best 'your moms' joke ever.

Ur mom is such a screamer, every time i fuck her the whole neighbourhood hears it.

[ezza]

your mom is such a screamer, ppl who like to scream are asking her for lessons

your mom is such a screamer, shes screams everytime i fuck her

your mom is such a screamer, when she screams it wakes up people close to her that are asleep or napping

your mom is such a screamer, even people further away than usual can hear her up to maybe 75 metres

BOOM