Ninja Hair

[Laszlo]

^^No.

Only the 2nd example is a definition of irony, the first one is an example of a dumb fuck and the third one is a shame.

Ok, thank you. I'm not going mad then..

[DiegoSapiens]

No?

[ehbes]

i dont know any hench people with shaved head

That isn't you, that person is 10...no 10 year old chooses to wear boat shoes.

no thats me in all my glory

[ezza]

i bought a shirt off that guy http://www.asos.com/Libertine-Libertine ... 1&clr=Grey



do u know who he is or did u just google

pretty cool haircut tbf

[Molzie]

im rocking a bowlcut

[ezza]

i wanna go for a nice short and sides but its quite hard to explain to average barbers how to do it nice

cus u want it like super shaved at the bottom, then a fade just above your ear, then a parting, and then for them for them to leave it long on top even though conventionally the top is too long for the sides lol

they always end up just doing it properly

[Molzie]

my barber is asian and he's such a cool dude

[Pedro Sánchez]

i wanna go for a nice short and sides but its quite hard to explain to average barbers how to do it nice

cus u want it like super shaved at the bottom, then a fade just above your ear, then a parting, and then for them for them to leave it long on top even though conventionally the top is too long for the sides lol

they always end up just doing it properly

Bring a picture of the style you want on your phone to the barber.

[Harkat]

CVLT HVIR

[Laszlo]

No?

No he's Mexican and has no idea what he's talking about.






Also he's a robot and a mere bending unit at that.
















Also it's just a cartoon.

[ezza]

i wanna go for a nice short and sides but its quite hard to explain to average barbers how to do it nice

cus u want it like super shaved at the bottom, then a fade just above your ear, then a parting, and then for them for them to leave it long on top even though conventionally the top is too long for the sides lol

they always end up just doing it properly

Bring a picture of the style you want on your phone to the barber.

#PAIN

[DiegoSapiens]

No?

No he's Mexican and has no idea what he's talking about.






Also he's a robot and a mere bending unit at that.
















Also it's just a cartoon.

But it was just a joke

[Blenky]

i wanna go for a nice short and sides but its quite hard to explain to average barbers how to do it nice

cus u want it like super shaved at the bottom, then a fade just above your ear, then a parting, and then for them for them to leave it long on top even though conventionally the top is too long for the sides lol

they always end up just doing it properly

Ask for a number 1 fading to a 2 on the back and sides but scissors on top leaving the length, potentially not taking any length just removing a bit of the weight, what I used to ask for to get a more faded blended in style.

[syrup]

left

[Harkat]

I have the sickest asian barber too. He's from Vietnam. Defo black market ting because he ain't in any phone books and doesn't take card. A standard haircut there is about a quarter of the average price.

Man can barely pronounce a word of norwegian despite the fact he's been here for at least 6 years. He understands norwegian pretty OK, at least as far as requests for how to cut hair but he pronounces it in an accent that's so loose and thick it makes the city wok guy from south park sound completely perfect. Such a trill dude.

[DiegoSapiens]

i wanna go for a nice short and sides but its quite hard to explain to average barbers how to do it nice

cus u want it like super shaved at the bottom, then a fade just above your ear, then a parting, and then for them for them to leave it long on top even though conventionally the top is too long for the sides lol

they always end up just doing it properly

Bring a picture of the style you want on your phone to the barber.

#PAIN

Im sure that phone has images lol

[wolf89]

i wanna go for a nice short and sides but its quite hard to explain to average barbers how to do it nice

cus u want it like super shaved at the bottom, then a fade just above your ear, then a parting, and then for them for them to leave it long on top even though conventionally the top is too long for the sides lol

they always end up just doing it properly

I'm fairly sure I've seen a bunch of people get that done at the barbers where I am and I'm go somewhere in a small devon town. I'm sure being in a city you can find people to do that

[Pedro Sánchez]

[mIrReN]

I don't forget faces laszlo forget all the names, but not faces must be confusing you
anyway I win with barbers, she's a MILF

[OGLemon]

My haircut usually cost about $10