Ninja Hair

[ezza]

theres a difference between the 'lad-twat shave the sides and long on the top' though and the gentleman barber short back n sides

problem is only a few people even notice

so kinda like u said... 80% of ppl just associate u as being a twat

[m8son666]

exactly, in a few years it might be cool again

[topmo3]

a sort of undercut, simply because it's so easy and clean. none of that shaved temples shit tho, just shorter from the sides and back

[ezza]

exactly, in a few years it might be cool again

if u wear it with the right outfit tho u can still pull it off and not look like your average #LAD

[ehbes]

Bald is timeless

[m8son666]

have you ever worn a wig? if i was bald i would wear wigs all the time and confuse people, like really rediculous wigs

[ehbes]

My senior year of high school I showed up the first day of baseball preseason with a Kenny Powers wig

[m8son666]

exactly, in a few years it might be cool again

if u wear it with the right outfit tho u can still pull it off and not look like your average #LAD

yh i spose, it is quite easy to tell the LADS from the non LADS tbh

[ezza]

Bald is timeless

u and your baldness and boat shoes lol

u look like a picture in a retirement booklet

[Pedro Sánchez]

exactly, in a few years it might be cool again

if u wear it with the right outfit tho u can still pull it off and not look like your average #LAD

yh i spose, it is quite easy to tell the LADS from the non LADS tbh

You're a Non LAD.

[m8son666]

yh thats the point lol

[ehbes]

Bald is timeless

u and your baldness and boat shoes lol

u look like a picture in a retirement booklet

Yeah cuz I retire pussy on the reg

[topmo3]

its so difficult to choose a haircut when u think of it.

anything with sides and back longer than an inch = impractical and starts to resemble a mullet. undercut makes u look like a dick since absolutely every male is rocking that style.
shaved / all over extremely short is a bit scary, don't think it would look good on me. you have to be a bit hench and compensate with facial hair. otherwise u just look like a junkie.

[jrkhnds]

I never go to the barber at home, wayyyy too expensive. droppin' 25-30quid on a haircut, fuckoff. I usually get a haircut every three months or so when I'm in london, there's this place near tottenham court road run by an angry old woman who exploits spanish and russian hipsters. place is overrun with people sporting triangle tattoos. a cut is £8 and I just tell them to do whatever they feel like. I have curly hair so it doesn't really matter.

if I don't manage to visit london I just let my girlfriend have a go.
usually I'll end up with short sides and a bit longer on top, similar to that thing Loe is rocking, only less in shape and a bit shorter. can't go for a buzzcut or a shave since my facial hair, posture and head shape would make me look like some crackhead.

ah, couldn't care less tbh.

[Trichome]

undercut is very different to a fade.

anyway short/shaved sides and long on top is the most versatile haircut ever, soo many different styles you can do, be it pompadour, quiff, parting, etc...

[m8son666]

[ezza]

yeah m8son just doesnt get style lol

u keep your dutty hair n your snapback

[m8son666]

i dont wear snapbacks how many times ffs

[Pedro Sánchez]

Cover up his hair and I can imagine him giving me some great head.

[ezza]

lol grim