Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus

Jizz · Post by **Jizz** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:32 am

He tries to walk on water like Jesus, then drowns in front of His congregation

http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian ... gregation/

alphacat · Post by **alphacat** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:14 am

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:35 am

Is it pulling a jesus if you get drunk at a wedding

Or pissed off at a bank

Bc ive done both of those

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:21 am

The danger of failing to recognize a metaphor.

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:22 am

Can i does a jesus too?

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:27 am

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:48 am

This is a fake.
Been doing the rounds since '06.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:05 am

There is an irony in that, no? Maybe he really did do a Jesus.

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:09 pm

ERRYBODY DO DA JESUS

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:22 am

nowaysj wrote:There is an irony in that, no? Maybe he really did do a Jesus.

Is that a Jesus burn? Because burning Jesus is blasphemy.

Can you imagine if you are on fire and you want to run into a lake, but simply can't..

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:23 am

Oh, you can run into a lake.

The lake of FIRE!

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:45 am

dubunked wrote:ERRYBODY DO DA JESUS

Tanz den Jesus Christus,
Beweg deinen Hintern,
Und wackel mit den Hften,
Klatsch in die Hnde,
Und tanz den Jesus Christus