The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[m8son666]

clothing of massive homophobe.

[hubb]

he should get a golden pacifier

[ehbes]

he should get a golden pacifier

[garethom]

Even kendrick's rocking a onesie

clothing of the future

Is that a onesie? Looks like hoodie b2b tracky b's if you look closely.

If it is then F.U.K K.DOT

[m8son666]

Ever since i have known my housemate (bout 3 years) he always tells me these detailed plans he has to learn something/do something/achieve something but never actually does any of it. Since i have known him he has proper enthusiastically described that he's: gonna learn the guitar, learn the violin, start producing music, go on elaborate holidays, start boxing, learn to program computers, get a video camera and start making videos and many other things i don't remember.

It's not just a passing mention either he will talk about whatever it is non- stop for weeks and even got a guitar for christmas one year but didn't even learn how to play a single chord. Most recently he is saying that he's gonna be really good at downhill biking with his crap mountain bike because he can ride through town quickly lol. Whenever he talks to me about these things i am always supportive and encouraging of course but i find it hard to be when i know that it 98% won't happen. How do i tell him to stop being a mug and actually do one of these things without sounding like a tnuc?

[Riddles]

"oi m8, stop bein a mug and go fuckin do it u fanny" should do the trick

[m8son666]

lol i'll have to give that a go

[Harkat]

try to challenge him to a tune battle

[RKM]

take up the same activity and master it so he gets jealous

[garethom]

take up the same activity and master it so he gets jealous

Yeah this. Go out and get a bike and say that he inspired you to give it a go.

[RKM]

yeah then kinda like harkat said, challenge him to some sick mountain bike race, if you win you get to par him, if he wins tell him that you taught him to believe in himself

[magma]

Trigger's dead!



"He's called Rodney... after Dave."

[garethom]

The only bit that made me laugh in Only Fools and Horses (#UnpopularOpinion) was Trigger.

[Forum]

It had it's moments

[magma]

It's one of those shows that I never make any active effort to watch, but if I'm on my parents sofa flicking through the channels and it shows up I almost always enjoy it.

[Muncey]

Trigger's dead!



"He's called Rodney... after Dave."

RIP Trig

Rewatched all of Only Fools few months back actually.

[m8son666]

take up the same activity and master it so he gets jealous

Yeah this. Go out and get a bike and say that he inspired you to give it a go.

Basically already done this lol

He talked about producing before i even contemplated it haa. He never downloaded a DAW and i've been producing ever since. Also we both started learning guitar at a similar time, he cant play anything and i am reasonably good now.

Might say ok we will have a downhill bike race, if i win you can never bore me with your pipe dreams ever again, if you win i have to go out of my way to help you achieve these things lol.

[ultraspatial]

tired and hungover. also got cockblocked last night via this girl's housemate breaking up with her boyfriend

[Terpit]

just saw a video of a cow sucking a bloke off

[garethom]

cmon man, would your mom really like it if she knew you were speaking about her like that?