things that have made you happy today

[Laszlo]

wtf!

[Forum]

This is the tshirt I used to wear just to listen to midnight

[Laszlo]

See. It is special. Why try and deny it?

[Johoosh]

The Executioner knows...

Andy_C_RAM Andy 'Executioner' C
I wouldn't buy a Dachshund. Their amusing sausage shape means they take 50% longer to stroke than other dogs, and time is money I'm Andy C

[Forum]

He must be about 70 now

[atlascesar]

Soundcloud hands down best remix ive ever heard of this song

i am hearing talent and there is thought with this so i wonder where the detwhile phone number is found? collaborations!

[nowaysj]

Yo, can someone pm me and tell me I'm a genius?

[bennyfroobs]

ill tell u publicly that ur a genius
jah bless xxxx


made me happy: spent like 10 fucking hours coding one shitty bit of this geezers website, fiddling around with java, rising jquery after jquery .....and the solution was the easiest little farty bit of css ever ll0l0ool0l im such a fucking speng.
gonna celebrate by getting megamorphed off my dish tomorrow. wooooo

[nowaysj]

Css is great, gotta love it. CCSS is going to be even better. CCCSS is going to be where its at. Cascades within cascades within cascades within cascades.

[bennyfroobs]

personally it does my fucking tits in but i can make fat stacks so i suck it up haha

need to star tworking on some templates for myself so i can bang out the sites faster

[alphacat]

Dutch pragmatism.

amsterdam employs alcoholics as street cleaners and pays them in beer

The project, organised by the Rainbow Foundation charity and paid for by Dutch state subsidies and donations, rounds up alcoholics who have been “causing a nuisance” in parks and puts them to work.

They clean three days a week, from 9am to around 3.30pm, and are paid €10 (around £8), five cans of beer and half a packet of loose tobacco per shift.

The alcoholics are split up into groups of 10, and their beer consumption is carefully monitored.

“The aim is to keep them occupied, to get them doing something so they no longer cause trouble at the park,” the charity’s chief executive Gerrie Holterman told the AFP news agency.

“This group of chronic alcoholics was causing a nuisance in Amsterdam's Oosterpark: fights, noise, disagreeable comments to women,” she said.

The workers are given two cans of beer and coffee if they want it at the start of the day, followed by another two cans and a hot meal at lunch.

One alcoholic, named Frank, told an AFP reporter: “I think I can speak for the group and say that if they didn't give us beers then we wouldn't come.

“We need alcohol to function, that's the disadvantage of chronic alcoholism,” the 45-year-old said.

Frank said the added structure to the alcoholics’ lives “is good for us”. But he was under no illusions as to whether or not the scheme would serve to wean the workers off drink.

“Of course we drink in a more structured way, but I don't think that we drink less,” he said.

“When we leave here, we go to the supermarket and transform the €10 euros we earned into beers.”

On the four days his group is not working, Frank added, nothing seems to have changed. “When the supermarket opens at 8:00am, we're the first there so we can get some drinks,” he said.

[nowaysj]

I'm a sex addict, maybe they could put me to use?

[volcanogeorge]

one exam down, one bitch of a robotics exam to go

then PINTS

[alphacat]

one exam down, one bitch of a robotics exam to go

then PINTS

Mental image of the above:

[DJoe]

Some weird series Dreem team did on god knows what channel. makes for some jokes crap television

[Molzie]

[Jizz]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/tnuc-Wat ... 0633509017

[sigbowls]

Yo, can someone pm me and tell me I'm a geni?

you stuck in the bottle again?

[nowaysj]

Yo, can someone pm me and tell me I'm a geni?

you stuck in the bottle again?

I was stuck for a minute, enough people pm'ed me to tell me that I was a douche, though, so I guess we can call it all good.

[titchbit]

the bottle?

that sounds grim.