the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.
Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.
Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
Tru Hedz go to 11 panel.
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
so is industrial techno completely 5 panel? or is it divided up into working class techno and 5 panel bourgeois tech?
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
industrial is about 30% bourgeois techno, 60% poor man's knackered techno, and 10% middle class hardworking man's techno.
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
Cloaked gave us all a existential crisis.
- kidshuffle
- Posts: 13473
- Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:44 am
- Location: canada
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
scouse and donk are the real working mans techno
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
techno politics
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
It's a stupid term used in stupid fucking ways most of the time. If I had to label something as it it would be Swamp 81 though
Industrial stuff definitely isn't. It is annoying though how it's suddenly becoming cool enough or whatever that some people bang on about how they like it with no knowledge of it at all or would be the sort of people to go buy a Purient record now but would have denied his old stuff being music when it came out but whatever it's still not full of deep house type wankers yet.
If the day comes that I meet someone at a night who looks like one of disclosure in a five panel hat, air max and a NON t shirt I probably will tell them to fuck off out of the club though
Industrial stuff definitely isn't. It is annoying though how it's suddenly becoming cool enough or whatever that some people bang on about how they like it with no knowledge of it at all or would be the sort of people to go buy a Purient record now but would have denied his old stuff being music when it came out but whatever it's still not full of deep house type wankers yet.
If the day comes that I meet someone at a night who looks like one of disclosure in a five panel hat, air max and a NON t shirt I probably will tell them to fuck off out of the club though
-
cloaked_up
- Posts: 1483
- Joined: Fri May 31, 2013 4:09 am
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
tbh kareen sounds like gabba
peple pretend gabba is shit cos oif the people - but now its got a 5 panel they are 'avin it
instditrual tehcno has a good amount of TRU HEADZ but alos quite a lot of 3rd gen 5 techno types who got sick of future garage swamp electro house cross over.....
probably 1/3 rd of people at instd8utrial techno njigths could be termed '5 panel tehcno'
peple pretend gabba is shit cos oif the people - but now its got a 5 panel they are 'avin it
instditrual tehcno has a good amount of TRU HEADZ but alos quite a lot of 3rd gen 5 techno types who got sick of future garage swamp electro house cross over.....
probably 1/3 rd of people at instd8utrial techno njigths could be termed '5 panel tehcno'
lol fuk
-
cloaked_up
- Posts: 1483
- Joined: Fri May 31, 2013 4:09 am
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
who likes regis?
if u only got onto him in teh last 18 months then u are a tru 5 panel
wolf this elitism gets no one anywhere and does nothginbg to elevate you into a tru head of techno IMO
daqnce music shpuld be all accepting and not based on bloody judging people for enjoying themselves!!!

if u only got onto him in teh last 18 months then u are a tru 5 panel
wolf this elitism gets no one anywhere and does nothginbg to elevate you into a tru head of techno IMO
daqnce music shpuld be all accepting and not based on bloody judging people for enjoying themselves!!!
lol fuk
- bennyfroobs
- Posts: 4532
- Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:52 am
- Location: the rainy north
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
lol wtf surgeon isnt 5 panel techno
surgeon is straight up germans in leather with bondage shagging each other in the butt on berghain dancefloor techno
surgeon is straight up germans in leather with bondage shagging each other in the butt on berghain dancefloor techno
TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':
-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.
- bennyfroobs
- Posts: 4532
- Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:52 am
- Location: the rainy north
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
lol wtf surgeon isnt 5 panel techno
surgeon is straight up germans in leather with bondage shagging each other in the butt on berghain dancefloor techno
surgeon is straight up germans in leather with bondage shagging each other in the butt on berghain dancefloor techno
TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':
-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.
- bennyfroobs
- Posts: 4532
- Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:52 am
- Location: the rainy north
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
o didnt realise there'd been loads of comments since i typed that out and frogot to press enter l0l
TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':
-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
i need more bondage shagging techno
-
cloaked_up
- Posts: 1483
- Joined: Fri May 31, 2013 4:09 am
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
scuba fans are prob as '5 panel' as it gets
that said iv no idea what scuba plays now apart from tech house with his mate ytjayt uses those futire garage pads. george fiztygeral?>
that said iv no idea what scuba plays now apart from tech house with his mate ytjayt uses those futire garage pads. george fiztygeral?>
lol fuk
-
cloaked_up
- Posts: 1483
- Joined: Fri May 31, 2013 4:09 am
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
^George Fitzgerald's fan base generally would fit the description. Trying to figure out what is "five panel" track by track is stupid though
Also
Also
Agreed. Bondage vibes techno over pilled up student vibes techno every times.OGLemon wrote:i need more bondage shagging techno
-
cloaked_up
- Posts: 1483
- Joined: Fri May 31, 2013 4:09 am
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
Ok while I think the term is stupid. That is definitely it
-
cloaked_up
- Posts: 1483
- Joined: Fri May 31, 2013 4:09 am
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
yes its a terrible term which is why im trying to wqork it out
i listened to some palman and i think TBH palmman is on the outer of '5 panel'
'5 panel outsider'
i listened to some palman and i think TBH palmman is on the outer of '5 panel'
'5 panel outsider'
lol fuk
- bennyfroobs
- Posts: 4532
- Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:52 am
- Location: the rainy north
Re: the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread
congratulations on introducing me to the two most horrible songs ive heard this weekend
Soundcloud
5panel or minus5panel??????
Soundcloud
5panel or minus5panel??????
TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':
-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests