The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ultraspatial]

Hating is so last week. It's all about loving everyone now.

nah, love is for hippies #staynegative

[OGLemon]

Hating is so last week. It's all about loving everyone now.

nah, love is for hippies #staywolf

[ezza]

fucking estate agents sent this to our parents

All

I am writing to you as guarantors of the tenants of 46 Dove Street as a last resort as I am at a loss of how to sort out the issues I am having with the tenants. Since the start of tenancy I have spoken and emailed the tenants concerning the way they are living in the property, both concerning the cleanliness and the complaints we and the council have received from local residents due to parties being held at the property.

On Thursday of last week, I went to the property to carry out the periodic landlord inspections. One of the tenants was present at the property and explained that they had had a party the previous evening. The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime or ash. The living room had ashtrays overflowing, evidence of nos gas being used and a disgusting smell throughout the property there was also an individual who is not a tenant slumped in a corner who could not even speak to me. I informed the tenant that the property was not as I would expect and that I would re-visit on Friday lunchtime and expected to see a vast improvement to the condition of the property .

I re-visited the property at 12.00pm on Friday to find the property in exactly the same condition, the individual who had been slumped in the lounge the day before was still there and the house was in the exact same condition.

Not only am I concerned about the landlords property and the amount of deductions I will need to make to the deposits at the end of tenancy to stand any chance of getting this property ready for the next tenants, I am also concerned that you as guarantors should be aware of how your sons are living.

I am very happy to discuss this email with any of you, and would welcome your input on how we can move forward with this situation.

Please note that an issue with the oven has been raised by the tenants to which an engineer has been called and will attend tomorrow. An issue with mould has also been raised which I will investigate, however I strongly believe this is the way that the tenants are living.

Regards

Property Manager

[ezza]

also one of the housemates has left and has mom rang the estate agents sayin hes too scared to live here


i mean ffs, we had a party and it was a bit messy

only worrying bit was when a couple road man wouldnt leave for like 2 days

[magma]

Oh dear... how did your parents react?

[wub]

The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime or ash. The living room had ashtrays overflowing, evidence of nos gas being used and a disgusting smell throughout the property there was also an individual who is not a tenant slumped in a corner who could not even speak to me.

This bit has got me crying with laughter...it's like the episode of MTV cribs where they go round Redman's house, he's forgotten they're coming and his brother is passed out on the sofa

[magma]

The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime or ash. The living room had ashtrays overflowing, evidence of nos gas being used and a disgusting smell throughout the property there was also an individual who is not a tenant slumped in a corner who could not even speak to me.

This bit has got me crying with laughter...it's like the episode of MTV cribs where they go round Redman's house, he's forgotten they're coming and his brother is passed out on the sofa

It was the bit where they came back a day later and he was still there that got me. Amazing work, Agent.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Tramps.

[magma]

Squalid is a wonderful word.

[garethom]

The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime

Agent, your cotch sounds grim m8.

[magma]

The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime

Maybe there were just records all over the floor after the party?

[Johnlenham]

The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime or ash. The living room had ashtrays overflowing, evidence of nos gas being used and a disgusting smell throughout the property there was also an individual who is not a tenant slumped in a corner who could not even speak to me.

This bit has got me crying with laughter...it's like the episode of MTV cribs where they go round Redman's house, he's forgotten they're coming and his brother is passed out on the sofa

It was the bit where they came back a day later and he was still there that got me. Amazing work, Agent.

Yeah that was too much

[hubb]

My point before all the liquid loving, was that not a lot of the 'groundbreaking/original' artist in dnb can or will survive the 'transition'.
But I was thinking about techstep, neuro, technoid and some of the minimal stuff. The artists that's been mentioned here, mostly have a sound where you can just substitute the drums and play it at another tempo and then its another genre - like intalex, calibre and so on.

I'm surprised the really technically gifted producers like phace,spor, billlain and noisia can't come up with something new.

[Laszlo]

Are any of the 'ground breaking/original' artists from dnb attempting a transition?

[wub]

Are any of the 'ground breaking/original' artists from dnb attempting a transition?

dBridge...given what he does now vs. what he did with Bad Company?

[Laszlo]

Is he doing house now?!?

[ultraspatial]

well photek did it
commix guys
instramental guys
dbridge
asc
klute (though never really transitioned, just released double albums)
+ marcus intalex/trevino (imo trevino >>>> his dnb stuff but w/e), genotype, raiden/kamikaze space program - not really that grounbreaking tho

[ultraspatial]

Is he doing house now?!?

yup, as "velvit"
still does his thing as dbridge and heartdrive w/ jon convex/kid drama

[Nihilism]

And where's Goldie?

[Laszlo]

Is he doing house now?!?

yup, as "velvit"

Seen. Is his stuff any good?