the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread

[Pedro Sánchez]

when the fuk did that happen

Possibly spring of '92

[m8son666]

lol who gives a fuck what fashion shows do

[Nihilism]

Nobody, i'm just saying it.

[skimpi]

I found some well weird like SUPER hipster girl on fb the other day who had like white hair and hairy armpits dyed pink lol and like bare of her pics are like superweird hipster wearing fluorescent tracksuit/sportswear

[Laszlo]

loooooool laszlo biggups the sig

Safe, brah! Glad you're feeling it.

[scherou]

sunklofaw is actually growing on me i thought it was forgettable 5 panel plop at first but its actually *OKAY* (maybe)

this is like 5 pages but still
I r8 sunklofaw isnt 5 panel, it's too unusual, the wearers of said caps will hear it and say "WHERES MY BIG BASSLINE @", i think they're 2 well produced and interesting tracks, plus the sheer rumble on in here on a system is nasty

mak & pasteman people have pointed out - full on 5 panel chino hype, serious dirge there
swamp 81 also defo 5 panel hype but not for all their releases, just most of their stuff from 2k11 onwards
some people have said hessle but i disagree again most of their releases are far too weird and percussive for 5 panellers

[scherou]

imo ever since the introduction of staunch 5 paneller jonny banger swamp have gone swiftly downhill

[m8son666]

lol

[wub]

Need to start bringing in bumbags/fanny packs into the raves. Different pockets for your drugs, your Drum tobacco & filters, and any A7 flyers for the party you and your mates are hosting the week after.

[didi]

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[Pedro Sánchez]

Need to start bringing in bumbags/fanny packs into the raves. Different pockets for your drugs, your Drum tobacco & filters, and any A7 flyers for the party you and your mates are hosting the week after.

or...

so your mate raving behind you has easy access

[RKM]

lol

loool "alrite maaate, massive firework to the face faaak klose one"

[ultraspatial]

chatted too much shit

[skimpi]

Johnny Banger is a fucking muppet!

also yeah Hessle arent 5-Panel lol wtf they play legit gear, and they dont even release (much) techno.

I see 5-panel techno as dubstep/bass guys are like, wow look at me i can go dumdumdumdum aswell as wubwub im sooo techno, without actually having any good elements from techno.

[SCope13]

my friends are all too busy reboring guns to see me

on your fb u post loads of gay uk hip hop

are all your friends white ppl who wear new era caps and right deep rhymes about their struggle in middle class suburbia

uk hip hop is the ultimate fedora genre.

[scherou]

Johnny Banger is a fucking muppet!

also yeah Hessle arent 5-Panel lol wtf they play legit gear, and they dont even release (much) techno.

I see 5-panel techno as dubstep/bass guys are like, wow look at me i can go dumdumdumdum aswell as wubwub im sooo techno, without actually having any good elements from techno.

pretty much

but we need to stop being so harsh on the 'genre' if you can call it that which you defo cant, because they are legit bangers released by these artists i.e most of joy orbison's tracks (imo)

this thread is a bit snide really, let people have their fun i say

[skimpi]

Joy O is cool though, I dont dislike Joy O, I even bought Ellipsis lol and the new Sunklo is sounding heavier each time

[ezza]

i love joy o tbf his sets are cool and a nice mix of shit

plus he played this as i was coming up on mandy on one of the best nights ive had in a warehouse AND its one of my FAV BANGERS

i mean have u ever heard such a BANGER

place went off

everyone threw their caps in the air

[skimpi]

that sounded aite then it dropped and went all 5 panel on me

[cloaked_up]

sunklo - not 5 panel
hessle - not 5 panel

swamp 2k11 onwards is bery 5 panel
scuba / geroge fitz / dusky - very 5 panel

soz agent that concrete tune is a '5 paneller dj tool' IMO......