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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by sigbowls » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:21 am

i like african hair and asian hair
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by wub » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:22 am

magma wrote::lol:

Shall I take a picture next time she asks me to bring home Krispy Kreme?
If you can, video her eating a dozen of them.

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by nowaysj » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:23 am

YES!

In all honesty, there was like a flash in my mind, recycling all the people I've seen stuffing donuts into their face, and I don't think one was black. I think we hit on something here.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by sigbowls » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:24 am

they like candy why wouldnt they? lol
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by magma » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:28 am

Fuck, I was about to dispel the myth with a rap lyric, but then I realised it was Princess Superstar. :lol:

Where do we stand on Churros?
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by DJoe » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:31 am

Perfecture wrote:hearing anyone who ISN'T black say blud, aks and fam etc etc

STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK YOU WHITE stnuc :u: :u:
fucking moron
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by nowaysj » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:32 am

magma wrote:Where do we stand on Churros?
They need to be fresh.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Marcus » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:33 am

nowaysj wrote:YES!

In all honesty, there was like a flash in my mind, recycling all the people I've seen stuffing donuts into their face, and I don't think one was black. I think we hit on something here.
I can confirm black people eat donuts.
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Post by nowaysj » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:35 am

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by garethom » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:35 am

Marcus wrote: I can confirm black people eat donuts.
Never saw you eating one at PST though mate, not sure I trust you just yet...

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Perfecture » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:36 am

djredi2step wrote:
Perfecture wrote:hearing anyone who ISN'T black say blud, aks and fam etc etc

STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK YOU WHITE stnuc :u: :u:
fucking moron
NO!, white people trying to put on a fake accent/voice and forcing themselves to speak slang not native to them is moronic, you moron.

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by sigbowls » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:37 am

you see white people always buying ice cream and top romen

no wonder we ore so fat
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by magma » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:37 am

Perfecture wrote:
djredi2step wrote:
Perfecture wrote:hearing anyone who ISN'T black say blud, aks and fam etc etc

STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK YOU WHITE stnuc :u: :u:
fucking moron
NO!, white people trying to put on a fake accent/voice and forcing themselves to speak slang not native to them is moronic, you moron.
Are black people born with special accents and all that slang then? Funny, I thought they picked it up from their environment the same way that all other humans do. I didn't realise it was genetic.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by wub » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:38 am

Yo mamma so fat she developed her own English vernacular

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by garethom » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:40 am

Could you please produce a report of White British slang that I'm approved to use? Many thanks.

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by nowaysj » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:40 am

Your moms so dumb she bought curtains for windows 98.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by wub » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:42 am

garethom wrote:Could you please produce a report of White British slang that I'm approved to use? Many thanks.
Unacceptable - shut yo' bitch ass mouth, punk, else imm gun slap ya, feel me blud?

Acceptable - Cease & desist your argument, rapscallion, lest I bash your noggin with a nice plum pudding and a warm pint of bitter

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Perfecture » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:43 am

Looks like I am preaching to the converted here.

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by wub » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:44 am

A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by DJoe » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:46 am

Perfecture wrote:
djredi2step wrote:
Perfecture wrote:hearing anyone who ISN'T black say blud, aks and fam etc etc

STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK YOU WHITE stnuc :u: :u:
fucking moron
NO!, white people trying to put on a fake accent/voice and forcing themselves to speak slang not native to them is moronic, you moron.
So you accept influences of other cultures in food, music, art, fashion but language is out of bounds.
The idea that one set of words should only be used by black people and not white people is retarded and borderline racist.

When you get a group of friends in a big city (london or manc or whatever) say 5 are black, 5 are asian and 5 are white is it surprising that they all use the same words and talk in a similar accent?

Its not a fake accent/voice if most of the people you know around you talk like that. This version of the language is native for them.

Where do you even live to have this opinion?
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