The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

ur gonna need a time machine

but iirc, basically

Move to California and start your own pot pushing operation in which you find both success and imprisonment. In prison, you meets a cell-mate who introduces you into a partnership to the lucrative new market of cocaine. Upon release, you quickly become instrumental in establishing the exploding US market for cocaine in which you claim that you handle about 85% of the supply... you meet a hot gyally... u make alot of money

now comes the hard part, you gotta not get caught with a load of cocaine in a small aeroplane hanger

but if all that goes to plan

...

...

yacht

[OGLemon]

u americans are like 3 years behind us english with living like a child at uni and not being able to drink till ur 21

lol this is so true, never though of it like that

i think u should judge a country purely on how fucked they get anyway

if you think about it you learn so much gettin fucked...

one man taking drugs this saturday night will learn more about himself than some of u americans will in a year

its not nice to hear but these are the cold hard statistics

big ups sonika for doing acid all the time at the age of 9, hopefully hes learnt alot about himself. only american truely doing something for your 'great' nation right about now. and by the looks of his facebook hes got a yacht

drugs and a yacht...

drugs will bring you a yacht

[Nihilism]

a block of hash costs half my monthly allowance so it sucks to not have money for most of the month, but I really wanna smoke lately

how the fuck is man gonna get a yacht like this

I quited for nearly a year (still 2 months to go), but now it's time to smoke again. Gonna be happy when it's 30th march.

[ezza]

man im in a proper yacht mood now

get this like twice a year

http://www.sunseeker.com/en



imagine rolling up to your mates in that

just like lads u wanna come yachting with me

wonder if u have to pay tax if you got a yacht? could probably just sail to one of them offshore banks

[titchbit]

4% of world's population. 65% of the world' drugs.

cold hard statistics.

[ezza]

you talking about on my yacht? sounds about right yeah


bare gyally on yacht too

[Harkat]

its clear the SNH needs to come together and buy a yacht, it's the answer to all our problems, think about it:

- Obviously ehb wants a boats, this is your time bruv
- host exclusive parties on there in international waters >>> true underground shit
- smuggle drugs cross the seas
- travel to jamaica to fulfill the truhead pilgrimage

whos in

[Nihilism]

its clear the SNH needs to come together and buy a yacht, it's the answer to all our problems, think about it:

- Obviously ehb wants a boats, this is your time bruv
- host exclusive parties on there in international waters >>> true underground shit
- smuggle drugs cross the seas
- travel to jamaica to fulfill the truhead pilgrimage

whos in

Count me in.

[ezza]

wonder if sonika would lend us his yacht

some of u guys helped bring him up

so its only right


for real tho it would be amazing to have a yacht. i think id do some proper horrible things for one

u guys get angry at shifty politicians and oil mandem and other rich ppl, but they have boats and you dont. its just the modern wild, the food chain... and u guys are loosing

[OGLemon]

[ehbes]

its clear the SNH needs to come together and buy a yacht, it's the answer to all our problems, think about it:

- Obviously ehb wants a boats, this is your time bruv
- host exclusive parties on there in international waters >>> true underground shit
- smuggle drugs cross the seas
- travel to jamaica to fulfill the truhead pilgrimage

whos in

i call captain, who wants to be the first m8

[bennyfroobs]

ill b chef im rly good at stir fry and conconut cake n pancakes n bqq thats all we rly need

[OGLemon]

We should book a DJ and pay him in ket

[nowaysj]

I'll take head of security. High seas is no joke.

[sigbowls]

i bought a google play card and the 2001 space odessy movie doesnt work on my divice

[titchbit]

dibs 1st m89

[sigbowls]

i dont normaly post in here but when i do i post nothing good

[titchbit]

^ not true

[sigbowls]

im im talking about the thread not the forum

[m8son666]

the binmen have just come past and one was signing in the loudest most horrible brummy accent