things that have made you happy today

[garethom]

Can we please get some bans for this sexual harassment? This is exactly the sort of issues that Michael Sam will face. For shame.

[wub]

Can we please get some bans for this sexual harassment? This is exactly the sort of issues that Michael Sam will face. For shame.

Looks like he's snapped early.

[nowaysj]

The banjo?

[wub]

The banjo?

3rd string.

[garethom]

I haven't been a qb for near enough a year now.

[wub]

I don't know enough about American football to continue making puns.

[magma]

I haven't been a qb for near enough a year now.

So you're on the receiving end now?

[nowaysj]

[Riddles]

Bought my season ticket for the Thames Clippers last night... can't believe I spent 3 months getting the Tube from my new place. Commute is genuinely enjoyable now.

thats pretty cool man! never even thought about being able to do that tbh.

My new car is pretty sweet, speakers sound awesome and its much more comfy than my last car. Drive to Brighton on thursday is actually going to be pleasant i think.

I love getting to know a new car... it's almost as good as getting to know a new girl. Did you buy new in the end? Hope you're sensibly running it in.

Focus in the end, servicing etc for a 1 series was too much to justify

[magma]

Focus is a great choice tbh... best all round reasonably priced car for over a decade. You'll have plenty of time for bimmers later.

[Riddles]

Focus is a great choice tbh... best all round reasonably priced car for over a decade. You'll have plenty of time for bimmers later.

yeah that's what i figured really, reliable, cheap for parts/service etc. pretty happy with it

[garethom]

I haven't been a qb for near enough a year now.

So you're on the receiving end now?

Nope. Defence now. Defending homosexuals around the world from pun-based persecution.

I don't know enough about American football to continue making puns.

Could've at least had a punt at it.

[wub]

I don't know enough about American football to continue making puns.

Could've at least had a punt at it.

Is that one of the moves?

[magma]

I haven't been a qb for near enough a year now.

So you're on the receiving end now?

Nope. Defence now. Defending homosexuals around the world from pun-based persecution.

Still, at least your avatar doesn't make you look more Bear than William Perry.

[nowaysj]

Americans don't know who that it is.

We only know the fridge.

Which if you lot could start calling me, that would be great. Work on my eski sound.

[wub]

Americans don't know who that it is.

We only know the fridge.

Which if you lot could start calling me, that would be great. Work on my eski sound.

Let's start with calling you 'Lint Filter' and work up from there.

[nowaysj]

What would my sound be then?

[wub]

What would my sound be then?

The sound of someone starting a fire if they tried to do laundry without emptying you.

[nowaysj]

Call me linta.

[magma]

Americans don't know who that it is.

We only know the fridge.

Which if you lot could start calling me, that would be great. Work on my eski sound.

That's who I meant. He played for Chicago, no? Hence... a "Bear".

Seems I'm destined to keep making jokes I have to explain this week.