The Fedora/Cringe thread

[ezza]

sports people are people with a fedora mindset applied in a different way imo

how dya get to that lol

i thought the whole fedora thing was purposely going against sport/lad culture

respecting women and saying gay shit instead of '#yesLAD cmon u fucking slag i like footy cus im a fucking tnuc n if u like footy see it down in one la la la' kinda thing

[m8son666]

Yeah they apply the fedora mindset in a different way but the core principles are the same

[ezza]

what are they?

[m8son666]

They try and fit in/make up for lack of personality by either wearing a fedora and talking shit on religion, or playing a sport and talking shit on nerds.

While in natural habitat (internet or playing sports) they seem like exciting people with lots of opinions/personality but catch them outside of natural habitat and they are actually boring wankers.

Neither can just coexist with women they either need to be too nice to them or wankers to them.

Neither can accept other people for who they are unless they play sports or are equally nerdy/atheist.

They make up for a lack of self esteem by hiding behind a sport or the internet.

etc etc

Obviously i dont mean everyone who has ever played sports, but people who identify themselves as whatever sport they play probably fit into the categories.

[ezza]

They try and fit in/make up for lack of personality by either wearing a fedora and talking shit on religion, or playing a sport and talking shit on nerds.

While in natural habitat (internet or playing sports) they seem like exciting people with lots of opinions/personality but catch them outside of natural habitat and they are actually boring wankers.

Neither can just coexist with women they either need to be too nice to them or wankers to them.

Neither can accept other people for who they are unless they play sports or are equally nerdy.

They make up for a lack of self esteem by hiding behind a sport or the internet.

etc etc

Obviously i dont mean everyone who has ever played sports, but people who identify themselves as whatever sport they play probably fit into the categories.

ahh yeah very clever

should write a book

[garethom]

Don't be lured in by long posts mate, he's trying to make you more fedora.

[bennyfroobs]

puppetmaster massoon

i agree with u tho m808son

[ezza]

but anyone who knows that many words must be right

[m8son666]

thats only some of the words i know aswell

[ezza]

fuck man

they u shud cal u mason the dictionnary lmfao

[Genevieve]

Just look at how much the religion bashing he has decreased since the fedora atheist thing became a thing.

In part because of that, I respect some fat, neckbearded, atheist, fedora wearing brony more than the people that make fun of them. Even if they're whipped losers who've never seen the sight of a vagina in their 30+ years, they're still whoever the fuck thet want to be despite what people think of them. Whereas the hordes of internet dwellers that obsessively make fun of them or point out how 'fedora' someone else is, do it because they're just too afraid of people thinking they're anything like them. In other words, they care a whole lot more about what people think of them than bronies do.

[ezza]

tell that to mason and garthom

fucking bullies

garethom even plays american catch iirc , thats the official bully sport according to movies


i personally embrace ppl who are different, its fun trying to get them out raving

i got a great story about that but its the wrong thread

[m8son666]

i'm tryna be nice to fedoras by denouncing their arch-nemesi

[wolf89]

Just look at how much the religion bashing he has decreased since the fedora atheist thing became a thing.

In part because of that, I respect some fat, neckbearded, atheist, fedora wearing brony more than the people that make fun of them. Even if they're whipped losers who've never seen the sight of a vagina in their 30+ years, they're still whoever the fuck thet want to be despite what people think of them. Whereas the hordes of internet dwellers that obsessively make fun of them or point out how 'fedora' someone else is, do it because they're just too afraid of people thinking they're anything like them. In other words, they care a whole lot more about what people think of them than bronies do.

Except the fedora atheist type person does care massively what people think of them. They want to appear to be the intellectually superior person who won't blindly follow religion. They may appear to not care but that's more a case of appearing to brushing off what those people who are "below" them think to maintain their ideas about being so smart when they're actually massively flawed and probably really insecure.

[ezza]

im gonna tell u my story anyway

SO, last year my m8 got kicked out of our house and this malaysin kid moved in. barely spoke english, just played pokemon n shit and did maths

i showed him the way of the rave

started him drinking every now and then an finally managed to get him on a bender doing coke n k and he got a blow job of this fat girl who smelt like when u walk past subway. kinda light olive mixed with toasted italian herbs and cheap meat

then couple weeks later he comes back smashed and from what i could make out he said he got kicked out of bunker for doing coke he bought of some g outside

was like yes bruv. and then he left and went to finish his degree in london

but i reckon we'll always be friends, not through the english language , but through the universal language of drugs


but yeah all about gettin people who are different to take drugs and come raving is the point im trying to make

[m8son666]

hahahahaha big up m8

[magma]

garethom even plays american catch iirc , thats the official bully sport according to movies

SHOTS FIRED

[Riddles]

im gonna tell u my story anyway

SO, last year my m8 got kicked out of our house and this malaysin kid moved in. barely spoke english, just played pokemon n shit and did maths

i showed him the way of the rave

started him drinking every now and then an finally managed to get him on a bender doing coke n k and he got a blow job of this fat girl who smelt like when u walk past subway. kinda light olive mixed with toasted italian herbs and cheap meat

then couple weeks later he comes back smashed and from what i could make out he said he got kicked out of bunker for doing coke he bought of some g outside

was like yes bruv. and then he left and went to finish his degree in london

but i reckon we'll always be friends, not through the english language , but through the universal language of drugs


but yeah all about gettin people who are different to take drugs and come raving is the point im trying to make

how the fuck do you not have a tv show yet Eric?

[garethom]

garethom even plays american catch iirc , thats the official bully sport according to movies

SHOTS FIRED

I'm not offended. Becoming the archetypal 80's film villain is basically my aim. I'm probs a horrible person. I have several varsity jackets, a strong interest in sport and working out, etc. Do however work in IT, which is a bit of a let down, but I'm working on it.

Anyway Gene, I'm completely who I wanna be and comfortable with myself. Still dun like fedoras though.

[ezza]

ahh not varsity jackets