The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Forum]

Already watching the clock waiting for 6pm

[magma]

I'm about to go the full Goldacre on the Australian if he asks for advice on multivitamins again.

Eat some fruit, you fucking twat.

This morning he's banging on about how a couple of spoonfuls of Apple Cider Vinegar a day will make you fucking immortal or something.... in between bouts of hacking his lungs up.

Tempted to start a blog.

[Forum]

I live for the multivits a-z

[Sexual_Chocolate]

ugh. feel like death still. why did i start drinkin again?

[DiegoSapiens]

because is jokes?

[Riddles]

forgot my headphones at work...

[murky21]

Swear getting taxed 1500 in one month ain't normal ffs

[garethom]

gotta mean you were bringing in plenty of guap though bro!

Presuming you mean income tax?

[m8son666]

#humblebrag

[murky21]

gotta mean you were bringing in plenty of guap though bro!
Presuming you mean income tax?

Tax + NI. and nah not a #humblebrag, genuinely worried about the percentages, don't seem to add up on moneysavingexpert n that. dunno if shit gets worse towards the end of the tax year as there's no tax free allowance n that, or if you cross into a higher tax bracket and its not equalised throughout the year or summat? guess should speak to someone financial rather than to dubstepforum

[wub]

gotta mean you were bringing in plenty of guap though bro!
Presuming you mean income tax?

Tax + NI. and nah not a #humblebrag, genuinely worried about the percentages, don't seem to add up on moneysavingexpert n that. dunno if shit gets worse towards the end of the tax year as there's no tax free allowance n that, or if you cross into a higher tax bracket and its not equalised throughout the year or summat? guess should speak to someone financial rather than to dubstepforum

Could well be you've moved up a bracket and are paying more tax as a result, I've had it happen before around this time. Tax year runs until April IIRC?

[butter_man]

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE BABIES SCREAMING?? YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU KEEP HUFFING AT AS IF ITS A PROBLEM. iTS COS YOUR IN A LIBRARY ON A COMPUTER USING FACEBOOK AND NOT NURTURING ITS POTENTIAL TO DRAG YOUR SUMWHAT SLOTH LIKE GENES OUT OF THE RECESSES OF EXISTENCE AND ALL THE SOCAIL PROBLEMS THAT COME WITH IT. I UNDERSTAND BACKGROUND PLAYS A PART BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP CHATTING OUT LOUD LIKE YOU THINK EVERYONES IMPRESSED WITH WHAT YOUR SAYING, AND SHOUTING IN A WHISPER DOES NOT STOP YOU FROM BEING HEARD... SHOUTING IS WHAT I WANNA DO SHOUT AT YOU FOR BEING SHITTY SHITTY PARENTS.

i do hope you better your life for your childrens sake tho. tho I doubt facebook is the place to do it.

[m8son666]

Tax year runs until April IIRC?

how come the financial year is different from the normal year? i've always wondered that

[PinUp]

gotta mean you were bringing in plenty of guap though bro!
Presuming you mean income tax?

Tax + NI. and nah not a #humblebrag, genuinely worried about the percentages, don't seem to add up on moneysavingexpert n that. dunno if shit gets worse towards the end of the tax year as there's no tax free allowance n that, or if you cross into a higher tax bracket and its not equalised throughout the year or summat? guess should speak to someone financial rather than to dubstepforum

Ring the tax office, they are pretty helpful with this sort of thing.

I was getting charged too much tax and when I called them to sort it out they transferred the money back into my account the same day!

[Markey]

Yeah I don't even have hayfever but I got itchy eyes todaya dn yesterday which was a nightmare!

[wub]

Tax year runs until April IIRC?

how come the financial year is different from the normal year? i've always wondered that

The 5 April year end for personal tax and benefits reflects the old ecclesiastical calendar, with New Year falling on 25 March (Lady Day), the difference being accounted for by the eleven days "missed out" when Great Britain converted from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752 (the British tax authorities, and landlords were unwilling to lose 11 days of tax and rent revenue, so under provision 6 (Times of Payment of Rents, Annuities, &c.) of the Calendar (New Style) Act 1750, the 1752–3 tax year was extended by 11 days).

From 1753 until 1799, the tax year in Great Britain began on 5 April, which was the "old style" new year of 25 March. A 12th skipped Gregorian leap day in 1800 changed its start to 6 April. It was not changed when a 13th Julian leap day was skipped in 1900, so the start of the personal tax year in the United Kingdom is still 6 April.

[murky21]

yeah might being something to do with the tax year/ brackets i guess

PinUp, cheers, i thought they were impossible to deal with/ almost no point even phoning but thats interesting will give em a go

[wub]

yeah might being something to do with the tax year/ brackets i guess

PinUp, cheers, i thought they were impossible to deal with/ almost no point even phoning but thats interesting will give em a go

Higher rate cutoff is £32,011, so once you've passed that income tax increases from 20% to 40%.

For next year, the cutoff drops to £31,866.


EDIT - which when you think about it, means that once you've passed £32k you're effectively working two days a week for free instead of just one.

[garethom]

yeah might being something to do with the tax year/ brackets i guess

PinUp, cheers, i thought they were impossible to deal with/ almost no point even phoning but thats interesting will give em a go

Higher rate cutoff is £32,011, so once you've passed that income tax increases from 20% to 40%.

For next year, the cutoff drops to £31,866.


EDIT - which when you think about it, means that once you've passed £32k you're effectively working two days a week for free instead of just one.

Surely not, as you only pay 40% on what you earn above £32k.

[wub]

yeah might being something to do with the tax year/ brackets i guess

PinUp, cheers, i thought they were impossible to deal with/ almost no point even phoning but thats interesting will give em a go

Higher rate cutoff is £32,011, so once you've passed that income tax increases from 20% to 40%.

For next year, the cutoff drops to £31,866.


EDIT - which when you think about it, means that once you've passed £32k you're effectively working two days a week for free instead of just one.

Surely not, as you only pay 40% on what you earn above £32k.

Correct. You don't suddenly have to pay back taxes on everything below the threshold