things that have made you happy today

[Forum]

I get the impression that deep down you quite like this guy

[bennyfroobs]

i personallly enjoyed the pray to jah line

an absolute load of bollocks

can we get a :narstie: emoji????

[Johnlenham]

The Australian obviously took notice of us saying that eating fruit and veg regularly is more sensible than taking pills to make up for it... he's currently eating his 5th apple of the morning and has another 3 lined up. Maybe if I tell him that taking two stairs at a time counts as a workout he'll jump out of a 10th floor window.

this guyn fucking hell. You should now tell him how too much fruit is bad for you and and watch his world collapse around him.

[Terpit]

can we get a :narstie: emoji????

good idea

[Liam92]

The Australian obviously took notice of us saying that eating fruit and veg regularly is more sensible than taking pills to make up for it... he's currently eating his 5th apple of the morning and has another 3 lined up. Maybe if I tell him that taking two stairs at a time counts as a workout he'll jump out of a 10th floor window.

this guyn fucking hell. You should now tell him how too much fruit is bad for you and and watch his world collapse around him.

Pear IS an anagram of rape tbf.

[m8son666]

can we get a :narstie: emoji????

good idea

Come on guys you know our glorious leaders don't listen to their people.

[Terpit]

can we get a :narstie: emoji????

good idea

Come on guys you know our glorious leaders don't listen to their people.

I requested a smiley months ago

[nowaysj]

I've been trying to get a phigure smiley. Not happening.

[Forum]

[nowaysj]

More hair, gotta get the hair!

[Liam92]

Just remembered I stole a Hoegaarden glass from the pub last night, it's an absolute topper, poured my coke into it when I was in KFC, lifted 2 coasters as well

Mate got caught trying to bump a stein though

[nowaysj]

You wanna start a thread, "things you've found in your pockets after a night of drinking"?

[DJoe]

lol my mate once stole a shit painting from subway after a boozy evening in a pub. just picked it up and walked out. the next week he stole another painting then the week after got drunk and stole another one. on the third occasion the staff recognised his mates and locked the doors and didnt let them leave till they called him and he brought the painting back. they then said he was on cctv and he had to return the other two paintings before the subway opened the next day.

The other two were spread out across london in walthamstow and neasden as hed given one to his aunt and one to his gf (n.e and n.w london respectively and miles away).
so in the end my mate had to cycle from his house in holloway to walthamstow, then to neasden and then to totenham court road to return the paintings by 7 am the next morning.

he left his yard at like 4am after getting back fucked at like 2. so jokes dont mess with subway

[Johnlenham]

Just remembered I stole a Hoegaarden glass from the pub last night, it's an absolute topper, poured my coke into it when I was in KFC, lifted 2 coasters as well

Mate got caught trying to bump a stein though

#Scotlandlife

XX record SOLD for $230! Thats going to buy me and the gf a nice trip to Barcelona

[garethom]

2 people can go to barcelona for about £140?

[Nihilism]

He want me to go with him. loveyou xxx

[magma]

2 people can go to barcelona for about £140?

Maybe even slightly cheaper if they don't have dessert.

http://www.barcelona-tapas.com/

[Johnlenham]

2 people can go to barcelona for about £140?

well flights and a hostel room, sure. We have been planning to go for ages. This is a nice addition to the funding.

[garethom]

Fairs man, good sale then!

[wub]

2 people can go to barcelona for about £140?

well flights and a hostel room, sure. We have been planning to go for ages. This is a nice addition to the funding.

Perfectly do-able for that amount if you're booking in advance with the Sleazy airlines and staying in a hostel.

If you've not been before, I recommend the gothic quarter to stay in