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Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:38 pm

you'd probably end up with a death grip from this dude

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:39 pm

1) It's implied we won't get paid. Plus, they just want pre-cum, so guessing whoever does it wouldn't get to finish.
2) The wanker stick we'd get from around the league would be awful
3) There's no track team or cheerleaders to assist us nowaysj, British American Football isn't quite as glamourous as it is stateside
4) Embarrassing Bodies is the worst show I've ever seen.
5) It would put a serious dent in valuable pre-season training time

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:41 pm

loool u wanka

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:42 pm

Molzie wrote:you'd probably end up with a death grip from this dude

I think he'd be gentle.

You should go for it.

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:43 pm

who would want to appear on a show called embarrasing bodies anyway?

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:44 pm

Terpit wrote:some of you DJs might like this, tune goes from ~140 to ~170 http://www.beatport.com/track/hark-juli ... ix/4903735

Is this a chinese version of june miller?

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:52 pm

ultraspatial wrote:who would want to appear on a show called embarrasing bodies anyway?

Exactly. There'll always be a few up for the #banter though.

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:56 pm

thats disgusting lol

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:58 pm

The pretence is that more people are "pulling out" instead of using contraception, so they wanna analyse some pre-cum to see what's in it, I guess.

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:04 pm

pulling out is second best tbf

hope it works

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:05 pm

up the bum no babies works too

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:07 pm

ultraspatial wrote:
DiegoSapiens wrote:hahahahhaha ban ultra special glory to pete
fuck off m8 go stare at some architecture and listen to classical music

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:10 pm

garethom wrote:1) It's implied we won't get paid. Plus, they just want pre-cum, so guessing whoever does it wouldn't get to finish.
2) The wanker stick we'd get from around the league would be awful
3) There's no track team or cheerleaders to assist us nowaysj, British American Football isn't quite as glamourous as it is stateside
4) Embarrassing Bodies is the worst show I've ever seen.
5) It would put a serious dent in valuable pre-season training time

looooooool obviously you can still finish just not in the cup...

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:16 pm

lol that reminds of the time my buddy wanted me to go with him to a california research clinic where they'd pay us 2G to whack off into a cup

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:16 pm

and u said no?

id be on dat

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:17 pm

Agent 47 wrote:and u said no?

id be on dat

the travel costs would have been over the amount they would pay us

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:22 pm

still worth it

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:27 pm

hmmm well i do like a good wanky wank

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:28 pm

dubunked wrote: looooooool obviously you can still finish just not in the cup...

not that funny mate

Yeah yeah, proper erotic circumstance, wanking for tv with other massive men wanking nearby, waiting for me to wank, stopping part way to collect some pre-cum before deciding actually, I'm enjoying this so much, I think I'll finish

titchbit · Post by **titchbit** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:36 pm

poor gaweff

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