things that have made you happy today

[ultraspatial]

Applying to unis these days

How is Birms vs. Glasgow? What city is good for which things?

Glasgow is great for techno and house - we got a ton of decent clubs, but the 3am licence SUCKS. If it's dubstep you're after, it's very very rare here, totally dominated by house & techno.

fuck closing at 3 am is shit. that's not even peak time imo

[ezza]

yeah 3am is so so shit lol

i dont usually get places till 1ish


also

[m8son666]

ting a ling a ling ribena spring

[Nihilism]

I'm getting a bit nostalgic (although i never witnessed it in the nineties) when i'm hearing all those junglist tunes.

[garethom]

m8son, you burger bar, johnson or b6?

[sigbowls]

last night i drank a six pack while listening to jungle.

then i stole beer and drank it in the bar

[m8son666]

m8son, you burger bar, johnson or b6?

burger bar, handsworth all day, wbu?

[ezza]

m8son, you burger bar, johnson or b6?

johnsons is tru head i reckon

but burger bar is shadow demon

hmm cant decide

[m8son666]

yh it's tricky i think burger bar did more murders

[ezza]

johnsons is the og tho

b6 are just kids with video phones

[Nihilism]

I'm in love.

[DiegoSapiens]

r u talkin bout pubs?

[ezza]

r u talkin bout pubs?

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/lo ... bar-118334

[ezza]

this is jokes



@3.55

next shit

[garethom]

m8son, you burger bar, johnson or b6?

burger bar, handsworth all day, wbu?

yeah big up m8

[magma]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/cr ... 00015.html

I mean, the possible sexual assaults don't make me happy, but yeah, brilliant.

The jury in the trial of Max Clifford had to be sent out for laughing this afternoon as an alleged victim gave graphic evidence in relation to the man’s penis size.

The court heard how the woman, one of seven alleged victims of sexual assaults by the publicist, was advised to go and see him in 1983, when she was about 17.

Then an aspiring fashion model, she described how Mr Clifford allegedly locked the door, groped her and tried to make her perform oral sex on him.

The court has previously heard claims that his penis is “tiny” and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect.

The woman, who is now 48, said in her evidence today that she thought Mr Clifford was well-endowed and his penis was very large.

“I had only seen one before, I had never seen one in that proximity and that situation,” she said.

When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her about the issue, the woman remarked: “I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said…”

This prompted laughter from the jury, which was sent out for a few minutes.

I think we can be fairly confident that Max Clifford owns a sportscar and most likely a speedboat.

[Nihilism]

^

[wub]

I think we can be fairly confident that Max Clifford owns a sportscar and most likely a speedboat.

[hubb]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/77-facts ... etely-true

8. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid.

18. Vending machines are twice as likely to kill you than a shark is.

20. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.

26. A strawberry isn’t a berry but a banana is.
27. So are avocados and watermelon.

30. Mammoths went extinct 1,000 years after the Egyptians finished building the Great Pyramid.

58. The CEO of Food For The Poor is named Robin Mahfood.

60. You can’t hum while holding your nose.

lol

I think im going to sleep now

[DiegoSapiens]

i think there was a thread about that facts