Irritating shit on facebook

[CreamLord]

I cuddled with your mum because I'm a pimp

[skell1ngton777]

i let a homeless guy suck me off

[Shum]

I beat my lover because I love to snort cocaine.

[rockonin]

I needed a bowl of cereal because I have amazing boobs

[OGLemon]

i stabped teh cockie munster becaues i luv 2 snrt coaace

[wolf89]

I shot the trojan man because I'm sexy like that

[grillis]

i smoked with a homo because i love marijuana

[dickman69]

I cuddled with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos

[wub]

I beat an easter egg because I'm pimp.

[garethom]

i dont identify as any of the traditional genders and i wish i could tell you all

err because i ate a bowl of cereal

[wub]

Typical Smarch birthday problems.

[particle-jim]

I shot a porn star because I love marijuana

[wub]

I shot a porn star because I love marijuana

See, this one I can almost imagine.

[m8son666]

i killed a hippy

[skimpi]

I stabbed a toothbrush because I had to

[rockonin]

i smoked with a homo because i love marijuana

Sounds like Agent and that guy who had the Charlie

[wub]

marriage = beta, why else do you think that the men has to get on one knee to propose? its a sign of humility, a sign that says a man has given up to feminism

you phaggots can succumb to being slaves for a .homophobe bitch all day long while i go out being single focusing on my job, family, etc and having the time of my life.

[ezza]

chats so much gas lol




but... tbf... BOOBZ

[Nihilism]

chats so much gas lol

Nah, don't love girls who are that easy. She's like willing to have sex with every guy she passes.

[m8son666]

bet you couldn't cope with her madness and banter anyway