The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

its just for show, but yeah

[AxeD]

its just for show, but yeah

For show and hiding your drug money.

[ezza]

they do have a lot of pointless shit tbf

'new money'

they got a life size chess board

[RKM]

your yard sounds like hogwarts from this

[hubb]

lol

we used to have owls in a tree

[garethom]

they got a life size chess board

So, chess board sized?

[DJoe]

I've been booked to play a b2b set at mint lounge in manchester from 1-2. sick club and good timing but i'll be going b2b with someone whose not the best dj and will be playing stuff like bondax and karma kid. im going to keep pushing the tempo up i guess and force him to play garage. ah well

[DiegoSapiens]

life size chess are great fun!
man i need to start playing chess again

[wub]

I've been booked to play a b2b set at mint lounge in manchester from 1-2. sick club and good timing but i'll be going b2b with someone whose not the best dj and will be playing stuff like bondax and karma kid. im going to keep pushing the tempo up i guess and force him to play garage. ah well

Offer him a good sized line of 'coke' 15mins before you're due to go on. Once he slips into a k-hole, take over and play by yourself for the full hour.

[Riddles]

I've been booked to play a b2b set at mint lounge in manchester from 1-2. sick club and good timing but i'll be going b2b with someone whose not the best dj and will be playing stuff like bondax and karma kid. im going to keep pushing the tempo up i guess and force him to play garage. ah well

thats cool, but i never really got making people play b2b if they don't play the same kinda stuff. surely it doesnt make a good set for the crowd?

[DiegoSapiens]

I've been booked to play a b2b set at mint lounge in manchester from 1-2. sick club and good timing but i'll be going b2b with someone whose not the best dj and will be playing stuff like bondax and karma kid. im going to keep pushing the tempo up i guess and force him to play garage. ah well

Offer him a good sized line of 'coke' 15mins before you're due to go on. Once he slips into a k-hole, take over and play by yourself for the full hour.

this is an option
you can also scream BOOOOOOOOOHHH in every shit tune that he drops

[DJoe]

the ket coke trick is a classic might be the only way tbh. i've seen people ironically clapping djs before diego, as part of a similar strategy so they are both tried and tested methods.

i dont really get why either riddles. i usually play a mixture of good house, garage and grime so i guess the promoter just thought we both play house and 'garage' disclosure stylee

[DJoe]

there hasnt been any ket in manchester for months tho i could give him mxe but that will just lead to him collapsing half way into the set rther than at the beginning

[syrup]

hair falling in your face can fuck off

how do women cope

[hubb]

agreed im coping with something not too unlike a turban atm its silly

[titchbit]

my dads a bit of a lad

my mom has to hide the keys to the ride-on lawn mower when she goes away for the weekend cus he crashed it into our well when he was smashed

thing the goes like 5mph and the well is a good 500ft away from the shed lol no idea how u do that. he must of seen it coming for a good minute, and still...

[skimpi]

When I was little me and my mom were delivering like thomson local or yellow pages or w/e and like this one house had a fake well on the front lawn and i was looking in it and the woman in the house knocked the window and literally told me to 'shoo' like I was some kind of fucking animal or summat.

[garethom]

bloody hell man. That's shocking. When is the DVD coming out?

[DiegoSapiens]

apparently no silkie antisocial show today

[Johnlenham]

the ket coke trick is a classic might be the only way tbh. i've seen people ironically clapping djs before diego, as part of a similar strategy so they are both tried and tested methods.

i dont really get why either riddles. i usually play a mixture of good house, garage and grime so i guess the promoter just thought we both play house and 'garage' disclosure stylee

Didnt realise they booked B2B, thought it was more a "we are mates lets combine our sets and go b2b" sort of thing.

Speaking of that, I saw a line up with Cajmere B2B Green Velvet, which made me laugh as thats like Paul Woolford B2B Special request