Share a childhood memory with DSF

cloaked_up · Post by **cloaked_up** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:24 am

Ok Ill start with a bit of a funny one:

When I was little mum and I were delivering yellow pages and one house had this fake well on the front lawn. i was looking in it and this woman in the house knocked loudly on the window and shouted at me to "SHOOO" like I was some kind of animal!! I still think about this quite a lot. Its a funny memory but an endearing one.

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:25 am

hahahahaha

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:26 am

That's interesting, because when I was little mum and I were delivering yellow pages and one house had this fake well on the front lawn. i was looking in it and this woman in the house knocked loudly on the window and shouted at me to "SHOOO" like I was some kind of animal!! I still think about this quite a lot. Its an endearingly funny memory.

RKM · Post by **RKM** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:29 am

one time when i was little this strange child clutching a stack of yellow pages kept staring at our well and my mother had to shoo him away

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:31 am

recently i´m havinga lot flashbacks of memories from my youth. really weird feelings

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:32 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:recently i´m havinga lot flashbacks of memories from my youth. really weird feelings

Were you stuck down a well? One day you thought someone was coming to rescue you, but just as they got close you heard a loud "SHOO!" and they vanished.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:33 am

I know ive read the original post somewhere today but I can't remember who it was...

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:34 am

When I was a kid I dropped my shoe down a well

kaili · Post by **kaili** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:34 am

once when i was a bit younger like 30 this kid was staring into my well with his mum like osme sort of freak so i screamed SHOO at him like he was some kind of animal

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:36 am

i´m confused

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:37 am

When i was young i arranged for a spot of homosexual intercourse with a young chap i was rather fond of. However, as he approached my house, my mother, unaware of our planned intercourse, told this young fellow to shoo and i never saw him again.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 am

garethom wrote:bloody hell man. That's shocking. When is the DVD coming out?

cloaked_up · Post by **cloaked_up** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:i´m confused

shoo i said as a small boy looked down the well
mom was inside tappiung out riddims on the window as a gypsy tried to sell her phonebooks

cloaked_up · Post by **cloaked_up** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 am

interdarsting....
we all seemed to be linked
are you also a #truhed from birth?
i grew up in sheff where did you grwo up wub?

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:52 am

I got hit in the head with a yellow pages once, back when I was stuck in a well.
I remember people would come up to the well and I could see them looking down, but every time right before I wanted to call for help.. some sound seemed to startle them and they went away.

I was stuck in that well for 2 years with nothing to do but read the damn yellow pages.. I want nothing to do with those damned books anymore and the same goes for anyone who is currently delivering them, or has done in the past.

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:00 pm

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:03 pm

much shooo....

so well....

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:22 pm

southstar wrote:I know ive read the original post somewhere today but I can't remember who it was...

Skimpi, dropping epic tales on us.

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:26 pm

its only the SHOOO bit thats not obsolete

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:34 pm

Walking to school one day, a smackhead drops a lump hammer from the top of a block of flats and missed me and my sister by about a meter and destroyed the paving slab where is landed, this was on the same route where a dead cat lay about 2 yards from a dead snake on a pavement. fun times.

Went round to a mates house to play Megadrive and while he was getting me and another mate a drink, his younger brothers decided to show us how they have been putting each others willies in their mouths. Mate comes into room to witness this, kicks fuck out them both and threatens us if it ever got out. grim times.

I could be here all day with these things so i'll stop there.

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