Irritating shit on facebook

[Riddles]

shorts start at 23 in the civilised world.
bbqs at 25+

flip flps on men

never
or 65 +

If your mate rings you and asks if you want a barbie cos a load of friends are going, you check the thermostat and decline cos it's only 22 degrees? sounds fun.

[wub]

a load of friends are going

Depends how many friends.

38? Jog on.

39? Count me in.

[magma]

Start of April to end of September = Shorts

[noam]

yea ive been rockin shorts in and out the house for a couple months now tbf

[kidshuffle]

Im with nic, no shorts until its around 23

[cloaked_up]

english bros are known to shirt off and offend anytime there is clear sun and 17+
its a bit werid tbh
then they literally freak out when they come to oz and get absolitely fried in the nasty sun

[wolf89]

Im with nic, no shorts until its around 23

That means we barely ever get to where shorts here.

Fuck that, I was wearing shorts a couple days in March this year.

[Johnlenham]

shorts start at 23 in the civilised world.
bbqs at 25+

flip flps on men

never
or 65 +

Since when was Prisoner Isle, civilisation?

[kidshuffle]

Im with nic, no shorts until its around 23

That means we barely ever get to where shorts here.

Fuck that, I was wearing shorts a couple days in March this year.

I live in the tundra bro, summer and spring might only last 3 months here

[m8son666]

shorts on the beach and nowhere else imo

[wolf89]

well I'm wearing shorts at work right now. Fuck the police

[m8son666]

???

[wolf89]

Nah longer light coloured Carhartt ones

[wub]

Mine are H&M;



This design, but orange instead of white

[Johnlenham]

Above the knee but not that high m8son, fuck that those are basically boxer trunks.

[m8son666]

yh exactly haha i hate those shorts but they seem to be all the fashion for the reem lads

[Johnlenham]

yh exactly haha i hate those shorts but they seem to be all the fashion for the reem lads

cos its gone from below knee>knee>above knee for a good few years and now like with beyond stupid deep V tshirts, super high shorts are a thing

[wolf89]

Yeah took me so long to find the Carhartt shorts I just mentioned last August in Exeter. Everywhere sold those lame bright short shorts that I would look like a total tnuc in.

[magma]

Shorts should be below the knee unless you're exercising. Pretty sure it's in the Bible somewhere.

[skimpi]

My mom said she was coming home from work in the care, coat on, heating on, sees a manz with his top off and window down! its no where near that hot lol