Irritating shit on facebook

[garethom]

Seems you're just from a family of flanges. Proper nice here in Birmz today, if your mom is driving home with a coat and the heating on, she needs to check herself bro.

[skimpi]

Sunny does not = hot lol, yes it is nice weather but i could easily go for a run in a bin bag and be fine

[garethom]

According to my phone it was 18/19 earlier, that simply isn't cold man. According to this, that's 6 degrees hotter than the average high.

Simply being a flap if you think it's cold. You about 8 stone or something?

[wolf89]

nah I got too hot in a sweatshirt walking from Acton overground station to the office at 11am and that's only like a 10 minute walk

[Johnlenham]

Shorts should be below the knee unless you're exercising. Pretty sure it's in the Bible somewhere.

Shorts below the knee come dangerously close to 3/4 length territory and they are a serious no no

[m8son666]

bout an inch or two below the knee is acceptable imo

[ezza]

Shorts should be below the knee unless you're exercising. Pretty sure it's in the Bible somewhere.

Shorts below the knee come dangerously close to 3/4 length territory and they are a serious no no

yeah shorts below the knees are serious wasteman territory

all bout the lascoste trunks

even if u aint swimmin

[m8son666]

I'd rather wear 5/6 lengths than those captain speng boxer short shorts

[ezza]

b2b black 90s

[wolf89]

Nah fuck off with you lacoste trunks. You trying to look like a rich kid doing a PE lesson or something?

Shorts should not stray very far either side of the knee really. I mean just around the general range.

[garethom]

Shorts should not stray very far either side of the knee really. I mean just around the general range.

This is a good principle.

[magma]

Shorts should be below the knee unless you're exercising. Pretty sure it's in the Bible somewhere.

Shorts below the knee come dangerously close to 3/4 length territory and they are a serious no no

Yeah, you definitely don't want to come off looking like you're wearing capris, but NOBODY needs to see an Englishman's knees.

This is perfect short length:

[wolf89]

That's probably about the length of mine

[garethom]

English legs (going out on a limb and assuming that guy's English) might be in the top 10 worst things in history.

[magma]

I don't care what country he's actually from, that guy's English as fuck. Look at the shine coming off his shinbone.

Jaydot's just sitting at home stroking it.

[m8son666]

why would they pick that guy to model shorts, his legs are horrible

[magma]

You'll have hair on yours one day, m8son.

[m8son666]

got more hair than that tnuc

[skimpi]

that guy is asian lol wtf

[garethom]

Last year, me and my mate were going to the pub, he was wearing shorts, so I thought, fuck it, I'll stick on some as well, was well hot (easily over 11 degrees), and he had a go at me, went home, changed into jeans and moaned at me because my legs are "too shapely" and made his look horrible