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Spots on bum

Post by nobody » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:18 am

what causes them!? help
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Post by syrup » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:19 am

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Re: Spots on bum

Post by wub » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:21 am

Being overweight.

Being sweaty.

Not washing/exfoliating properly.
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Post by lovelydivot » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:37 pm

excessive haribo consumption....
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Post by magma » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:39 pm

Having an arse?

Someone gave me pause for thought the other day on bum cleanliness... "If any other part of your body came into contact with fresh shit would you be content to just wipe it a couple of times with a dry paper towel and go about your day?"

Out to the bidet crew.
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Post by wub » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:40 pm

magma wrote:Out to the bidet crew.
Standard over here :Q:
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:41 pm

Someone gave me pause for thought the other day on bum cleanliness... "If any other part of your body came into contact with fresh shit would you be content to just wipe it with a dry paper towel and go about your day?"
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by wolf89 » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:42 pm

magma wrote: Out to the bidet crew.
Or the butt hose down the side of the toilets. My mate fitted one to his after having grown up in Vietnam with one of them

I don't have any spots anyway.

It is pretty hairy though
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Post by magma » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:46 pm

wub wrote:
magma wrote:Out to the bidet crew.
Standard over here :Q:
Used to be hard enough to find a public toilet that'll flush paper over there... bidet was essential if you didn't want to deal with the dreaded pedal bin filled with shitty paper!
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by butter_man » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:51 pm

how deep do you go? do you go. how. deep. do you. go.

I reaaalllyy neeed to know.
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Post by kaili » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:56 pm

magma wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote:Out to the bidet crew.
Standard over here :Q:
Used to be hard enough to find a public toilet that'll flush paper over there... bidet was essential if you didn't want to deal with the dreaded pedal bin filled with shitty paper!
ye lol ours gets blocked if u put baby wipes or anythign in ther
we didnt get a bidet tho :( so not standard
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by nowaysj » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:01 am

God bless having a kid who came out of dippers and we had a tun of baby wipes leftover, and made the eventual, inevitable discovery of the superiority of babywipes for adults. God bless the squeaky clean bum.
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by Molzie » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:05 am

I bet you've saved a fortune on anal bleaching
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by ehbes » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:06 am

the toilet paper in my dorm is single ply my god i feel like im in a 3rd world country, I might as well just start using my hand ffs
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by 3za » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:11 am

^^^
Buy your own toilet paper you filthy scoundrel.
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by nowaysj » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:16 am

Molzie wrote:I bet you've saved a fortune on anal bleaching
I've chosen instead to tan the interior of my crack to balance things out.

In all honesty, my asshole is like pink, last time I checked. Who are these people with dark assholes?
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by Molzie » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:22 am

tbh I haven't sat down with a mirror and had a good look at my asshole for years. might have to light a few scented candles, run the bath and make a night of it
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Re: Spots on bum

Post by nowaysj » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:24 am

Snapchat the experience.
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Post by ehbes » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:25 am

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Re: Spots on bum

Post by OGLemon » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:41 am

3za wrote: Buy your own toilet paper you filthy scoundrel.
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