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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Sticking your dumb head out for a chicken sandwhich to step in a beehive.
Incredibly stupid
Incredibly stupid
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Yeah it's just junk food really - but marketed as a super healthy sandwich.Liam92 wrote:Who really cares though, seriously?
Subway is shite and overpriced anyway
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
This. Replace halal meat with "Product A" and pork with "Product B" and theres no story, Company sells very little of Product A and loads of Product B so drops Product A and makes more Product B. Yeah sounds fine... but muslims.. OH WTF BURN SUBWAY THE SPINELESS FUCKS! Social unrest = £$£$£ for Daily Fail. Sometimes I wonder if they really hold those views or they go OTT on purpose to sell more papers/more hits online, they must know some of what they say is bullshit but it'll bring in profit? The readers may be backwards but thats because their sole information is provided by DM, surely the editors who twist these stories aren't THAT backwards?!wolf89 wrote:Company makes business choice based on sales in specific area.
Daily Mail does it's usual hate filled spin on a story to sell papers
Now everyone thinks Muslim pressure is taking over in the UK
Fuck off you idiots.
The debates (if you can really call them that) aren't even about halal meat its about muslims DEMANDING that they don't sell pork and only sell halal.. Daily Fail kindly paint that picture in the title.. muslims "strongly demand". Nice little image of suicide bombers in Subway. In reality "strong demand" just means they don't sell much pork and loads of halal.
Mongers.
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
nah the writers are probably just stnuc on a kushty wage
wouldnt take much convincing for me to twist shit if you give me 50k+ a year
wouldnt take much convincing for me to twist shit if you give me 50k+ a year
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
you would work for the daily mail for 50k?
maybe 500k, but even then is it worth hating yourself just to be loaded?
yeah prob is tbf
maybe 500k, but even then is it worth hating yourself just to be loaded?
yeah prob is tbf
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Give up Rye form, I'd work there for 30k

Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
I was feeling a bit aggro there last night.
I just dislike any religious groups trying to force their beliefs and customs on you, Christian, Muslim or otherwise.
I think that Subway caved in but it was their business decision. But out of 185 stores, surely they all weren't in predominantly Muslim areas.
Subway is shite anyways.
What sort of mag is Daily Mail there in the UK? Is it a tabloid type mag?
I just dislike any religious groups trying to force their beliefs and customs on you, Christian, Muslim or otherwise.
I think that Subway caved in but it was their business decision. But out of 185 stores, surely they all weren't in predominantly Muslim areas.
Subway is shite anyways.
What sort of mag is Daily Mail there in the UK? Is it a tabloid type mag?
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Newspaper equivalent of Fox News... it's mainly bigotry and hate speech unconvincingly masqueraded as "good, honest journalism". It's readers take it seriously; everyone else in the world facepalms on a regular basis.mks wrote:What sort of mag is Daily Mail there in the UK? Is it a tabloid type mag?
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
According to a search I just did on the Subway website there are 200 Subways in London alone and according to the articles I've seen on this over 1500 across the country.mks wrote:I think that Subway caved in but it was their business decision. But out of 185 stores, surely they all weren't in predominantly Muslim areas.
So yeah, they probably are all in predominantly Muslim areas.
And this probably isn't a very big deal. Subway have gone just over 10% Halal.
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Thanks, good to know about the Daily Mail and I didn't realize that there were that many Subways in the UK.
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
I presume the Daily Mail left the 1500 figure out of their article for exactly that reason.
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nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Yeah, this is from tabloid as well, but what you gonna do?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 91932.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 91932.html
Lloyds Bank accused of religious discrimination over free overdrafts on Islamic accounts
This is fucking jokes by the way. Thinking of starting a religion where everybody that I see has to give me 100 bucks on the spot. Anyone wanna share my faith?
Lloyds Bank has said it will not charge Muslim customers if they go into their overdrafts.
The bank sent out a booklet this month explaining changes to its personal banking services, including one that would allow Muslims to avoid overdraft charges, The Telegraph reported.
The document stated: “We are removing the Monthly Overdraft Management Fee of £6 from our Islamic Account, Islamic Student Account and Islamic Graduate Account. So, if you use an Unplanned Overdraft on these accounts there won’t be any charges.”
Lloyds was accused of religious discrimination following the announcement. Barclays, Co-op Bank and RBS said they do not offer different bank accounts to Muslim customers.
James Daley, of the consumer group Fairer Finance, told The Telegraph: “The best thing would be for everyone to switch to the Islamic account to avoid these charges. But if everyone does that I doubt it will be financially viable for Lloyds.”
The “Sharia-approved” Islamic accounts were set up by the high street bank to appeal to Muslim customers who are not allowed to receive or pay interest under Sharia law.
On its website Lloyds says: “Following the guidance of Islam is an important part of everyday life, so we've made it an important part of everyday banking. Our Sharia committee of two independent scholars has guided us to create an account that’s right for you.”
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how much does it cost to join?nowaysj wrote:
This is fucking jokes by the way. Thinking of starting a religion where everybody that I see has to give me 100 bucks on the spot. Anyone wanna share my faith?
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
I originally read that as Lloyd Banks. I am no longer interested in that story.
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
I'll be popping to Lloyds soon then, graduating so my student overdraft will move from interest free to an interest rate one at some point.. pop in an claim I'm a man of the Muslim faith, transfer my -£1500 over and leave it there.
Cheers Lloyd m8
Cheers Lloyd m8
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
During the transfer process, they're going to slip you a sandwich with stealth bacon, DON'T EAT IT!
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
I'll remember that, not sure if I should grow a beard or not.. most Muslim guys have a bit of a beard going on but mine ends up bright ginger, could give me away a bit I reckon. Just reading their Islamic Account Welcome Pack: http://www.lloydsbank.com/assets/media/ ... e_pack.pdfnowaysj wrote:During the transfer process, they're going to slip you a sandwich with stealth bacon, DON'T EAT IT!
It basically says in a nice way "we've found loopholes in your religious laws, join us!".
Don't really see anywhere where it says only Muslims can join though, just need to provide ID like any normal bank account. Defo getting in on this.
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Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Haha BABYLON!
Also, gonna need to see your dick tip as well. They have a little hole at the teller window, you slip it in, and they check the depth of your faith.
Also, gonna need to see your dick tip as well. They have a little hole at the teller window, you slip it in, and they check the depth of your faith.
Re: Subway removes pork from 200 stores due to Muslim compla
Bacon sandwich and I have to put my dick through a hole.
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